Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year

I wish you all a happy, peaceful and prosperous 2010.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Terrorism and Religion

Those who seek to use God as an excuse for venting their anger, hatred, jealousy and paranoia via wanton acts of violence/terrorism should desist.

In the unlikely event God exists, he/she/it would be highly pissed off at being used as an excuse for violence.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Monday, December 21, 2009

Advice To Eurostar

Revert to steam trains, they are better able to cope with snow.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Advice To Politicians

Bell towers do not endear you to us, the voting public.

Wednesday, December 09, 2009


The word "libation" is used far too seldom these days.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Monday, December 07, 2009

Advice To Supermarkets

We are not quite yet a third world country. It would therefore be appreciated if you kept your shelves stocked with the basic produce that you claim to sell.

Friday, December 04, 2009

Advice To Tradesmen

When you can't make an appointment on time, call to let me know!

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Fingers and Thumbs

The fingers and thumb of your hand may be different to each other, but you still need all of them to make a fist.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Unwelcome Surprises

It is unwise for subsidiary companies to shield their holding companies from "bad" news.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Don't let the neighbour's fat moggy, who has sneaked in through the cat flap, scoff your food in the middle of the night.