Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Wednesday, July 31, 2019

This Won't End Well!

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Monday, July 29, 2019

Advice To Corbyn

People don't "dip into anti-Semitism"!

Friday, July 26, 2019

The Law of Sod - School Holidays

It is the law of sod that as soon as the school holidays start, the heatwave ends and the heavens doth open!

Thursday, July 25, 2019

Warm Weather Advice

Put your pre-chilled Red Stripes in the freezer for 30 minutes before you drink them!

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

They Don't Make Champagne Glasses Like They Used To!

During the course of drinking a bottle Pol Roger, al fresco at the Brighton Beach Club, a wasp appeared and was duly trapped underneath a salt grinder.

Unfortunately, owing to circumstances beyond my control, as and when I smote it with my champagne glass the stem broke.

Please be assured the glass was empty at that point and no champagne was wasted. I am also happy to report that the wasp was well and truly squashed!

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

The Weather

Yes, during summer, you may expect some days to be warm there is no need for the media to react as though it is the end of days though!

Monday, July 22, 2019

Monday Morning

This Monday morning feels particular sluggish and slow to start, thanks mainly to the two street parties I attended over the weekend!

Friday, July 19, 2019

Today I Am

Today I mainly:

Residing in the windmills of my mind!

Thursday, July 18, 2019

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

The Solution To Parking Problems In London

Are you fed up with the cost and difficulty of parking your car in Central London?

The solution is simple.

Don't drive, come by boat and leave the boat wherever you fucking want.

The police won't impound it, nor will they fine you.

In fact the Mayor of London will give you a free pass.


Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Irony - The Stupidity of People

It is more than ironic that during the 1980's, the left and various other idiots vilified Reagan as a warmongering right wing zealot.

Here we are in 2019.

Don't those idiots look stupid now!

Monday, July 15, 2019

A Very Dangerous Administration

It beggars belief that an American president tweets that non white American born citizens (ie Americans) should go back to their own countries.

They are already in their own country!

It beggars further belief that this Administration is enabled by so called "Christians"!

Friday, July 12, 2019

Waste Baskets

It is an immutable law of the universe that waste baskets fill up.

It is also an immutable law that someone in the household has to then empty them....the question is who and when?

Thursday, July 11, 2019

Today I Am..

Today I am mainly contemplating:
Bovril on toast

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Advice To Virgin Media


Tuesday, July 09, 2019

Monday, July 08, 2019

Advice To Mark Dubowitz

Think before you speak!

Friday, July 05, 2019

The Gravy Train

Many people often talk of their desire to ride the gravy train.

All very well and good, maybe. However, I have yet to hear anyone specify the flavour of the gravy or whether they want said gravy on the side or slopping around on the plate.

Not so smart now, are we?

Come on people, before boarding the gravy train you have to decide what flavour of gravy and where you want it poured!

Thursday, July 04, 2019

Happy 4th of July

A very happy and peaceful Independence Day to all my American chums!

Wednesday, July 03, 2019

Advice To Sainsbury's

When substituting items on a home delivery, please note that turmeric is no substitute for saffron!

Tuesday, July 02, 2019

Ricky Gervais Nails It

Binary thinking and binary choices lead to extremism.

Monday, July 01, 2019

Counter-Intuitive Thinking

Sometimes you need a thaw in thinking, in order to move forward to a freeze!