Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, July 31, 2020

Ken's Helpful Hints - Installing a Fridge/Freezer

In order to stand a fighting chance of getting the fridge/freezer into your house and into the room of your choice, unbox it and take the doors off it first!

Thursday, July 30, 2020

Ken's Helpful Hints - Purchasing Large Products

When purchasing large products, such as furniture or major appliances, always make sure that not only does the product fit in the place it is destined for but that it will also fit through the door and up/down the stairs etc.

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Ken's Helpful Hints

In order to stop mould and damp, always let your bathroom breath!

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

The Plague In Spain

The plague in Spain has proven to be a pain (for some)


The plague in Spain has proven to be a pain

By George I think they've got it!

An what has caused this pain?

The plague! The plague!

And where is this sodding plague?

In Spain! In Spain!


Monday, July 27, 2020

Monday Morning

A grey and wet July Monday morning is warmly greeted by the central heating switching itself on!

Friday, July 24, 2020

The Secret of My Vitality

People often ask me what is the secret of my vitality?


-Drink vodka and sambuca

-Drink 4 litres of water a day

-Have a spoonful of kimchi for breakfast

-Have cold showers


-Eat meat with a good layer of fat


Thursday, July 23, 2020

Advice To Myself

Don't accept gifts of spicy chicken in a bright red sauce from Eva's plate, when wearing white trousers!


Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Advice To The Guardian and Other Idiots

MI5 and other agencies aren't your personal private detectives that will snap to at your beck and call, to investigate every half arsed conspiracy theory that you make up!

Tuesday, July 21, 2020


Russia doesn't give a fuck about its reputation, nor its future.

It takes pleasure in spitting at its neighbours, and being as disagreeable as possible.

Monday, July 20, 2020

The Elephant in The Room

When discussing the elephant in the room, please remember to be polite.

Elephants are sensitive creatures, and he/she may be very hurt if you say unkind things about him/her.

Friday, July 17, 2020

Farewell Jumbo!

The halcyon days of flying!

Thursday, July 16, 2020

Twitter Hacked

Beware Bitcoin offers from Twitter "blue ticks", they have been hacked and the hacker is trying to scam you!

Don't fall prey to your own greed and stupidity!

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Question For The Bristol Police

What are you going to do if someone pulls down the replacement statue?

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Monday, July 13, 2020

Flying vs Falling

Flying and falling may, for a period of time, feel the same.

However, as you approach the ground you will soon realise that they are not the same!

Friday, July 10, 2020

My Sympathies To Robert De Niro!

Hence the old adage:

You can never have enough money, because the more you have the more you WANT!

Thursday, July 09, 2020

Wednesday, July 08, 2020

Advice To Brighton Council - Madeira Drive is a Destination, Not a Thoroughfare!

Madeira Drive is a destination, not a thoroughfare.

Closing it permanently will strangle what little hope there is of a financial recovery this year for the seafront traders and tourism industry, thus depriving you of tax revenue!

Like it or not, Brighton needs tourists; if you cut back on the amenities, and make them feel unwelcome, they will go elsewhere.

Tuesday, July 07, 2020

Advice To Prince Harry

1 Membership of the Commonwealth is voluntary.

2 Not all members of the Commonwealth were part of the Empire.

3 Your grandmother is head of the Commonwealth.

Monday, July 06, 2020


Alfresco wining and dining in the UK rarely comes up to expectations, thanks to our gloriously unreliable weather!

Friday, July 03, 2020

Bouncing Balls

The higher they bounce, the further they have to fall.

Thus it is the same for humans!

Thursday, July 02, 2020

Waiting To See...

Waiting to see what happens, means you miss the opportunity!

Wednesday, July 01, 2020

Today I am Mainly..

Today I am mainly being:

My own sweet reasonable self!