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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Question To The Designers of The Olympics Mascots

Why does one look like a penis, and the other like a knife wielding Sonic The Hedgehog?

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Newly varnished floors tend to look nicer without paw prints (a la "Hollywood Walk of Fame").

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Advice To Unite

Don't tweet updates of a meeting whist you are still having that meeting.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Question For The Duchess of York

What on earth made you think that a "legitimate businessman" would pay £500K to meet with Prince Andrew?

Friday, May 21, 2010

Markets

Markets are not rational, but operate on three fundamental principles:

- Greed
- Fear
- Momentum

Politicians need to take that onboard before they make pronouncements.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The wearing of sunglasses by myself or Eva does not constitute a threat to your safety.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Monday, May 17, 2010

Memo To Self

Look up the recipe for the most excellent rum based cocktail "dark and stormy".

Friday, May 14, 2010

Question To The BA Management and Union

Once you have destroyed British Airways, do you have secondary jobs to go to?

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Bluebottles, even large bluebottles, do not provide you with a healthy source of nutrition; least of all when you choose to bring them on to our bed to feast on.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

A New Age

Let us see how long the new age of British politics will last.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Nanny's Back!

WTF
Good morning loyal readers!

Doubtless many of you have been wondering where this site went to over the last couple of days, indeed I have received a number of worried emails from some of you expressing concerns about the site's unexpected disappearance from cyberspace.

Well, here we are again, I will now relate to you what happened.

Google's (the owner of Blogger) spam bots claimed that Nanny Knows Best was a spam blog and, believing in the principle of shooting first and asking questions later (instead of the more sensible reverse policy), disabled it and asked me to prove it wasn't spam.

Wouldn't it have been more sensible to ask me first if it was spam, and to say if I don't come back in 3 days or so they will then disable the site?

Having deactivated the site without any warning, I was told by Google that I would have to wait several days for them to reactivate it:

"Blogger's spam-prevention robots have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. (What is a spam blog?) Since you are an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy and we sincerely apologise for this false positive.

We received your unlock request on 09 May 2010. On behalf of the robots, we apologise for locking your non-spam blog. Please be patient while we take a look at your blog and verify that it is not spam
."

I decided that being asked to wait for such a long period of time was not very satisfactory, given that this site has been going for many years and has a real human following etc. Therefore I enlisted your help and asked (via my other sites) for people to drop Google a note prodding them about this.

Oddly enough, for a leading 21st century web company, Google is rather hard to contact directly via email.

Nonetheless I found a number of access points:

press-uk@google.com

- Phone: +44 (0)20-7031-3000
- Fax: +44 (0)20-7031-3001

I also faxed the CEO (Eric Schmidt) in the USA (+1 650-253-0001) about it. Oddly enough, within an hour or so of faxing, the site reappeared as if by magic.

My heartfelt thanks to all of you who wrote in, and helped restore this site.

It is ironic that NKB was shut down, as it campaigns against censorship etc.

To add further irony to the story, my HMRC site (www.hmrcisshite.com) which is also on Google was also temporarily out of action on Sunday. However, it restored itself within a few hours.

However, what was really odd was that my gmail account (another Google product) was disabled by Google on Sunday. They asked me to email them my mobile phone number in order for them to send me a reactivation code.

Is Google trying to tell me something?

Once again many thanks for your support and help during this period of stupidity by Google.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Nanny Knows Best

Off topic, but I would appreciate help from those of you who also read "Nanny Knows Best".

Google's spam bots claim that Nanny Knows Best is spam and have temporarily disabled it.

I now have to wait several days for them to reactivate it:

"Blogger's spam-prevention robots have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. (What is a spam blog?) Since you are an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy and we sincerely apologise for this false positive.

We received your unlock request on 09 May 2010. On behalf of the robots, we apologise for locking your non-spam blog. Please be patient while we take a look at your blog and verify that it is not spam
."

If you can find time to drop Google a note prodding them about this, it would be much appreciated.

press-uk@google.com

Phone: +44 (0)20-7031-3000
Fax: +44 (0)20-7031-3001

It is ironic as NKB campaigns against censorship etc, and indeed (oddly enough) my HMRC site was also down yesterday for a few hours plus my Gmail account (which needed me to reactivate it by sending in my mobile phone number for a special code).

Is Google trying to tell me something?

Thanks

Ken

Friday, May 07, 2010

Thursday, May 06, 2010

The Election

Whatever the result of today's election, taxes will rise and services will be cut.