Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Monday, June 30, 2014

Monday Morning

As another Monday morning crashes into our lives, let us think only happy thoughts!

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Archduke Franz Ferdinand - Spark To A Flame

One hundred years ago today Archduke Franz Ferdinand (heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne) was assasinated in Sarajevo.

This was the spark that ignited the Balkan conflict that sucked the world into global conflict.

Friday, June 27, 2014

Advice To People Bitten By Suarez

Have a blood test taken, you don't know where he's been!

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Where Has The Sun Has Gone?

The sun has gone and is obscured by clouds, has the hot sunny spell ended?

Say it isn't so!

Wednesday, June 25, 2014


Ideas are only ever attributed to the originator when they go wrong.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

There are several chairs and a bench in the garden, you can surely share them with the neighboiurs' cats who sometimes visit and sit on one of them; instead of pushing them off everytime you see one of them sitting in a chair?

Monday, June 23, 2014

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

It is ill mannered to pat the mashed carrots just because you can't get to the pork chops.

Friday, June 20, 2014

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Advice To My Virgin Set Top Box

You had better stop arsing around, or else I will take an axe to you!

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Advice To Octopi

Stop giving predictions to people about which teams will win in the various World Cup matches, otherwise you will never get any peace!

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Monday, June 16, 2014

The World Cup Explained

I understand that there is some form of football tournament going on?

Thursday, June 05, 2014


Why are suitcases the reverse of the Tardis, ie they are bigger on the outside than on the inside?

Tuesday, June 03, 2014


A pox upon the gravy that I spilled on my white trousers last night!