Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, July 31, 2015

Thursday, July 30, 2015

The Channel Tunnel

Shut the farking tunnel until the French have regained control of Calais!

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

The Channel Tunnel

Until the chaos on the French side of the Channel Tunnel in Calais is sorted out, it should be closed and losses incurred by British business be billed to the French authorities!

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Vacuum Cleaners

The noisiest vacuum cleaners are not always the suckiest!

Monday, July 27, 2015


Courage is something that you don't know you have until you are tested. Then you can never be sure that you will have it in the future, when you are tested again.

Friday, July 24, 2015

The Failure of WiFi

WiFi has failed to meet expectations, a service that repeatedly drops connection because of atmospherics and interference from other networks is fark all use to man and beast!

Thursday, July 23, 2015


Always keep your bowels well hydrated!

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

How To Look Good In Photos

- Stomach in

- Chest out

- Don't slouch 

- Remove any extraneous cabbage leaves from your teeth!

Tuesday, July 21, 2015


Never have a Jonah on a ship, aircraft or in a small business.

Monday, July 20, 2015

Friday, July 17, 2015


A pox upon Hotmail's slowness and clunkiness!

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Thinking vs Knowing

Thinking you know something is not the same thing as knowing something for sure.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Advice To The Greeks

Get out of the Eurozone for your own good!

Monday, July 13, 2015

The British Summer

Summer 2015 appears to be turning into a damp squib (although I would say "squid" seems more appropriate!).

Friday, July 10, 2015


Set yourself up for the day ahead with a banana.

Thursday, July 09, 2015


Get the most out of networking events, by having a few stiff vodkas beforehand!

Wednesday, July 08, 2015

The British Summer

The British summer is temporarily in abeyance.

Please stand by!

Tuesday, July 07, 2015

Advice To Juncker

Don't send SMS's (especially to Tsipras) when you are drunk!

Monday, July 06, 2015


Believing something is not the same as knowing something!

Friday, July 03, 2015

Facebook and IE

I suggest that the technical departments of Facebook and IE liaise with each other, because there is an issue wrt posting comments on FB when using IE.

In the meantime switching to Chrome resolves the issues!

Thursday, July 02, 2015

Populism and Democracy

Populism is not the same as democracy and, more often than not, erodes democracy.

Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Hot Weather

During hot weather always ensure that you have sufficient vodka to hand.