Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Brace yourself for a trip to the vet this afternoon, we want him to help your cut paw heal properly.

Media Hoopla

Meetings and events that take place beneath the media radar, and without media hoopla, more often than not achieve far more than those preceded by a fanfare of media trumpets.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Why have you started to sleep on the doormat by the front door?

The draft from the door, and the roughness of the mat, can hardly be that comfortable?

Happy Earth Day!

Happy Earth Day everyone!

Sunshine

Sunshine is a remarkable distraction to industrious labour.

Advice To Professionals

Don't oversell yourself, it makes you look needy and desperate.

Advice To Self

Standing on my mobile really doesn't do it much good!

Wise Words

RIP Walter Breuning:

"You're born to die".

Advice To Politicians

Stop trying to social engineer everything, it only makes matters worse.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Don't eat dried bird shit on the garden table.

Strategy

Hope is not a strategy.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

On the rare occasion that I hum a little tune, even if it is not very tuneful, there is no need to look at me with such an expression of disgust!

Advice To Southern Region

Please fix the broken toilets, and jammed electric doors on the "Gatwick Express" coaches that you use on the Brighton to London route.

Today's Word

Today's word is fecundity.

Advice To Morrisons

Stock your shelves and clean your floors before you open.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The birds in the sky will not fly into your mouth, simply because you "chatter" to them.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

You do not like garlic or spaghetti, therefore please do not put your head in the pasta bowl in future.