Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Brace yourself for a trip to the vet this afternoon, we want him to help your cut paw heal properly.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Media Hoopla

Meetings and events that take place beneath the media radar, and without media hoopla, more often than not achieve far more than those preceded by a fanfare of media trumpets.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Why have you started to sleep on the doormat by the front door?

The draft from the door, and the roughness of the mat, can hardly be that comfortable?

Friday, April 22, 2011

Thursday, April 21, 2011


Sunshine is a remarkable distraction to industrious labour.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Advice To Professionals

Don't oversell yourself, it makes you look needy and desperate.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Advice To Self

Standing on my mobile really doesn't do it much good!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Wise Words

RIP Walter Breuning:

"You're born to die".

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Advice To Politicians

Stop trying to social engineer everything, it only makes matters worse.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat


Don't eat dried bird shit on the garden table.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Monday, April 11, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat


On the rare occasion that I hum a little tune, even if it is not very tuneful, there is no need to look at me with such an expression of disgust!

Friday, April 08, 2011

Advice To Southern Region

Please fix the broken toilets, and jammed electric doors on the "Gatwick Express" coaches that you use on the Brighton to London route.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Advice To Morrisons

Stock your shelves and clean your floors before you open.

Monday, April 04, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat


The birds in the sky will not fly into your mouth, simply because you "chatter" to them.

Friday, April 01, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat


You do not like garlic or spaghetti, therefore please do not put your head in the pasta bowl in future.