Will summer ever start?
Monday, May 30, 2022
Friday, May 27, 2022
Advice To Authors
Thursday, May 26, 2022
Advice To Actors
When on stage or in shot, speak very slowly and very loudly.
That way you will be on stage/in shot for longer and make a larger impression on the audience!
Tuesday, May 24, 2022
Thunder and Lightning!
It is late May and here we are in the midst of a huge thunderstorm.
The British summer has well and truly arrived!
Monday, May 23, 2022
Wednesday, May 18, 2022
Advice To WAGs
The next time you have a hissy fit over some alleged social media "insult", instead of humiliating yourselves in front of the entire country and wasting thousands of pounds on lawyers in an expensive show-trial, why not simply do what you would have done in the past before you became involved with wealthy footballers?
Namely go to Wetherspoons, have a bucket-load of tequila, then duke it out in the car park.
That way you will save money, only humiliate yourselves in front of the customers of Wetherspoons and save the rest of us from enduring your shit-show on the evening news!
Tuesday, May 17, 2022
How To Get The Wheat Out of Odessa
Given that a large percentage of the world's wheat supplies are stuck in Ukraine, because of lack of access to the Black Sea ports in and around Odessa, the only solution is that of a 21st century Berlin airlift.
Stalin did not attack aircraft bringing much needed supplies to West Berlin in 1948/49. By that same token, Putin will not attack a well protected convoy of ships coming to bring supplies out of Odessa.
Monday, May 16, 2022
Question For Liverpool National Anthem Booers
Given your antipathy towards the monarchy, I trust and assume you will be working throughout the Jubilee Bank Holiday?