Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Macaroni Salad

Does anyone actually like macaroni salad?

What is the point of this abomination?

Tuesday, February 28, 2012


Given the fact that we are bombarded on a daily basis with propaganda about the "benefits" of exercise and being fit, by the government, the media, the medical profession and "pseudo health experts", would someone care to tell me exactly what "fitness/being fit" actually means?

Monday, February 27, 2012


Don't fear the storm, go out and play in the rain!

Friday, February 24, 2012

Advice To Politicians

Don't lecture the rest of us about the dangers of drink, when it is quite clear that you cannot handle it yourselves.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The fireside log basket is not a cat house.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

A Man's Shadow

A small man can last a very large shadow.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Monday, February 20, 2012

Advice To The BBC

Don't try to educate the financially illiterate about how to buy and sell shares in the two minute "financial" segment on your Breakfast "news" show.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Online Etiquette

It is ill mannered for long lost "friends" to suddenly make contact online only by means of a message saying that they have updated their CV.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

How To Ask a Question Politely

Don't send the text of your query in the subject line of an email, whilst leaving the body of the email blank.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Advice To Academics

Don't pass the hard work of others, who are not academics, off as your own.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The bacon on my plate is my food for me to eat, not for you to nick then eat on the Chinese rug!

Monday, February 13, 2012

Annoying Little Dipshits

People who pester you for something - often money - who then bugger off once you have sent it/done it, and don't contact you again even to say thank you.

Friday, February 10, 2012


Once the avalanche has begun it is too late for the pebbles to vote!

Thursday, February 09, 2012


My compliments to the pigeon that so accurately, and with devastating effect, crapped on my head this morning as I was drawing money from an ATM!

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Monday, February 06, 2012

Friday, February 03, 2012

Advice To PPI Claims Firms

Stop cold calling me you odious money grabbing *****!

Thursday, February 02, 2012

Question For My Cat

Where the hell did you get to last night, only to amble home at 10:00AM this morning?

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Question For My Cat

Since when did you start to enjoy eating pancakes with jam?