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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Bank Holiday Weather
As the UK gears itself up for a 4 day bank holiday weekend, to celebrate the Diamond Jubilee and /or hold a BBQ or street party, it is of course guaranteed that the recent spell of sunshine is coming to an end and the temperature falling!
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bank holiday,
weather
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Converts
Converts are the loudest and most fanatical members of a group, political party or religion.
Monday, May 28, 2012
Friday, May 25, 2012
Air Conditioning
Air conditioning is the devil's invention, it spreads disease and infection faster than a plague ridden rat.
A pox upon air conditioning!
Free yourselves, turn it off and open a window instead!
A pox upon air conditioning!
Free yourselves, turn it off and open a window instead!
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air conditioning
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Sunshine
The sun has finally returned to the UK, marking the start of Pimm's season.
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Labels:
sunshine
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Question For My Cat
Why, when you know that you are just about to spew forth a furball do you insist on coming in from the garden into the kitchen to spew it forth onto the kitchen floor when I am preparing food?
Labels:
cats
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Advice To Sauna Users
Metal is a very effective conductor of heat. Therefore don't be surprised that you burn yourself if you are foolish enough to wear jewellery, or carry keys into the sauna!
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sauna
Monday, May 21, 2012
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
The freshly cooked pieces of gammon placed on your plate were for you to eat, the gammon joint placed on the carving board was not for you to eat!
Labels:
cats
Friday, May 18, 2012
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
The ironing board, unlike the vacuum cleaner, is not a threat to your health, safety or restful sleep; therefore there is no need to run away whenever it appears.
Labels:
cats
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Question For My Cat
Why don't you enjoy the vacuum cleaner like the cat above?
Labels:
cats
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Sunshine
Do my eyes deceive me, is that the sun shining?
Surely not!
Surely not!
Labels:
weather
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Monday, May 14, 2012
The Cycle of Life
Last week on the beachfront I was mistaken for some lesser known actor by a hen party, who had their photos taken with me. This week, on the same beachfront, a couple of blokes took exception to my white jacket and trousers and shouted:
C'est la vie!
"What a cunt!"Life places you upon a mountain top one day, then throws you into the valley the next!
C'est la vie!
Friday, May 11, 2012
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Wednesday, May 09, 2012
Happy Europe Day - Pass The Sick Bag!
Today, apparently, is "Europe Day".
Pass the sick bag someone!
Pass the sick bag someone!
Tuesday, May 08, 2012
Bank Holidays
Why are bank holidays always so wet and dismal?
Labels:
bank holiday,
weather
Friday, May 04, 2012
Advice To Spammers
Starting your spam with the phrase "This is not spam" simply doesn't cut the mustard!
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spam
Thursday, May 03, 2012
A Pox Upon This Drought!
A pox upon this accursed drought, during which the rain never ends!
Wednesday, May 02, 2012
Gravy and Mobile Phones
It is unwise to spill gravy onto a touch screen mobile phone.
Labels:
gravy,
mobile phone
Tuesday, May 01, 2012
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