Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, June 28, 2019

The Joys of Swedish Military Soup

Swedish Military Soup, when mixed with tinned carrots, makes a most efficacious post pub snack!

Thursday, June 27, 2019

Today I Am

Today I am mainly being:


Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Advice To The Prince of Wales

Homeopathy is bollocks, don't tarnish the brand of the monarchy by endorsing such nonsense!

Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Trump Sanctions Dead Guy - Oops!

Monday, June 24, 2019

The Laws of Physics vs The Laws of Man

The laws of physics are immutable, the laws of man are not.

The EU and Brexit naysayers should take note!

Friday, June 21, 2019

Glad Midsommar - #Midsummer

I would like to wish all my Swedish chums a very very Glad Midsommar!

Thursday, June 20, 2019

Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Advice To The BBC

The next time you invite "members of the public" to ask a question of politicians on live TV, make sure they are not extremist Anti-Semite misogynists with their own political agenda!

Oh, and by the way, you need to farking apologise to the viewers over giving that bigot a platform last night!

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Today I Am..

Today I am mainly acting and interacting with a generous measure of:


Monday, June 17, 2019

Summer Has Arrived in Britain

Summer has finally arrived in Britain, as the rain is definitely warmer!

Friday, June 14, 2019

Advice To KichenAid

There is little point in offering an online product registration service, if your captcha (check I am human) refuses to let me register the product!

To confirm:

1 I am human
2 I am neither senile nor blind, and have entered the correct captcha!

Thursday, June 13, 2019

Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Bovril On Toast

Bovril on generously buttered toast is a most efficacious mid morning snack!

Tuesday, June 11, 2019

The Solution To Free TV Licences for The Over 75's

There is a simple solution to the furore over the abolition of free TV licences for the over 75's.


Monday, June 10, 2019

Today's Weather

The ongoing shite weather continues to peeve me!

Friday, June 07, 2019

Today's Weather

I pronounce today's weather to be utterly crap!

Thursday, June 06, 2019

D-Day 6 June 1944 - The Longest Day #DDay75thAnniversary

Many men came here as soldiers 
Many men will pass this way 
Many men will count the hours 
As they live the longest day
Many men are tired and weary 
Many men are here to stay 
Many men won't see the sunset 
When it ends the longest day
The longest day, the longest day 
This will be the longest day 
Filled with hopes and filled with fears 
Filled with blood and sweat and tears
Many men, the mighty thousands 
Many men to victory 
Marching on, right into battle 
In the longest day in history

Freedom is hard won, but easily lost.

Do not forget the sacrifice made 75 years ago by young men and women, who fought and died for the freedom that we take for granted today!

Wednesday, June 05, 2019

Advice To Anti Trump Protesters

Be careful that your visceral hatred doesn't turn you into the thing that you are protesting about!

Tuesday, June 04, 2019

The Dead Shall Be Raised - Kim Hyok Chol Rises From The Grave!

Colour me surprised!

It would seem that reports that Kim Hyok Chol was dead were either:

1 Bollocks, or

2 Accurate, but subsequently North Korea has managed to resurrect Kim from his grave .

Given that the media would have to admit they were wrong, I can only assume that they will go with scenario 2.

I look forward to reading the report of Kim's resurrection in tomorrow's Guardian (always a source of accurate and reliable reporting on matters North Korean!).

Monday, June 03, 2019


Life is like pastry, it shouldn't be overworked!