Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please don't secrete yourself underneath the floorboards whilst we are having them sanded and renovated.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Bubble and Squeak

Bubble and squeak is a most efficacious hangover cure.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Advice To My Mobile Phone Service Provider

God help you if I find out that one of your staff has sold on my details to a rival company.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Advice To Virgin Helpdesk

When you say you will call me back, call me back!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When having a fur ball it is advisable to stand still, rather than run and vomit, thereby minimising the collateral damage.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Advice To Politicians

Don't use memorials for dead service personnel for your own self serving photo opportunities.

Friday, November 20, 2009


"Congratulations" to the newly unelected, unknown appointees of the EU non positions of "President" and "Foreign Minister"; they have proven what knew all along, namely that the EU is a costly, bureaucratic, undemocratic waste of space.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Zero Sum Games

Zero sum games are no longer a valid means of conflict resolution.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The Rules of The Game

He who makes the rules, controls the game.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

A Question For Gordon Brown

Protecting this country from terrorist attack by fighting in Afghanistan may, or may not, "improve" our security.

However, other countries in the Middle East and Pakistan have a far greater connection to terrorism (eg via funding, supplying arms and training) than Afghanistan.

Are you sure our efforts are being focused in the correct area?

Monday, November 16, 2009

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Holding impromptu races with your cat friend from next door, at 1:30AM in our bedroom, is a tad disruptive to our sleep.

Friday, November 13, 2009


Whilst it is not always possible to control the circumstances one finds oneself in, one should at least try to control the reaction to those circumstances.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Advice To Lottery Winners

Don't let the media identify you, you will end up spending the rest of your life receiving begging letters and hate mail.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009


Success is sometimes harder than failure. However, the money is usually better.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Advice To Electricshopping.com

Update your website to show what products are really in stock, and which aren't; that way your customers won't waste time and money paying for products that you can't deliver until after Christmas.

Monday, November 09, 2009

The State

The state has become the enemy of the people.

Friday, November 06, 2009

Advice To Tony Blair II

As predicted, Brown's support for you has all but doomed your chances of becoming President of Europe.

Maybe that was his intention?

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Advice To LA Fitness Brighton

1 Buy some more towels, or

2 Find a more professional laundry service, or

3 Buy a washing machine and launder the towels yourselves.


Question: When is an election not an election?

Answer: When it is held in Afghanistan and the other contender pulls out.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Question To LA Fitness Brighton

What is the point of being a member of your club if the pool and spa are closed and, on top of that, you have no towels?

Monday, November 02, 2009

Question To The Gnomes Running The EU

How can you appoint a President of Europe without asking the people of Europe who they want to be their president?