Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Advice To DHL

Some people work for a living, and can't stay in all day!

Why can't you deliver to neighbours???

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Coughing Fits

Coughing fits are a most efficacious means of toning the abs!

Friday, April 22, 2016


Thursday, April 21, 2016

Pork Chops

Succulent pork chops with extra fat are most efficacious in every way imaginable!

Wednesday, April 20, 2016


Passion is not enough to win, passion needs to be combined with determination and resilience.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Monday, April 18, 2016

Monday Augury

A dead goose in the local park pond is not a good augury for a Monday morning.

Friday, April 15, 2016

Damp Squibs

Beware laughing at a neighbour's damp squib, lest he let off a really big firework that he had been keeping in reserve for a special occasion!

Thursday, April 14, 2016


Fireworks are less impressive when you know what the running order and timings will be.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Burning Roof

When your roof is ablaze, don't procrastinate over having to use your entire supply of water up in order to extinguish the blaze.

You can fuss over your water supply once the blaze is extinguished!

Monday, April 11, 2016

Advice To Politicians

Beware stoking the fires of moral outrage wrt the tax arrangements of others, lest they burn so brightly that they immolate you.

Thursday, April 07, 2016


It is the nature of Hoo-Hahs that they fizzle out as rapidly as they peak.

Wednesday, April 06, 2016


The nature of 24 rolling news coverage, augmented by real time social media, means that specific news items very rarely remain in the public eye or indeed consciousness for more than a few fleeting hours.

Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Advice To Journalists

Rehashing old information, and presenting it as "breaking news" does journalism's image little good and reinforces the impression that those journalists who do this are merely chasing headlines and seeking glory for themselves rather than reporting up to date information and facts.

Monday, April 04, 2016

Data Overload

Data overload obscures what is important.

Friday, April 01, 2016

April Fools' Day

Another April Fools' Day is upon us, when the mainstream media publish stories that are bollocks.

Hang on, don't they do that every day?