Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013


The enemy always has a say in your plans!

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

My Thanks To My Cat

Thank you for warming my office chair on this rather chilly July morning!

Monday, July 29, 2013

White Jacket

Right then, where's my white jacket gone???

Friday, July 26, 2013

Advice To The Archbishop of Canterbury

Before smiting money lenders, make sure that you dispose of your shareholdings in them!

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Advice To The Teddy Bear Cat

You are welcome to come and call for Rosie, but please do so less noisily.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013


Civilisation is a state of mind that exists between the ears.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Friday, July 19, 2013

Weather Forecast

Today I will be drinking mainly Red Stripe.

Thursday, July 18, 2013


It is inadvisable to smear syrup onto the TV remote control.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013


Opinions are great, so long as I agree with them!

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Sainsbury's will deliver your food within the hour!

Monday, July 15, 2013

Friday, July 12, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Bank statements are not cat bedding for sleeping on or scratching.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Where's The Sun?

Where's the sun gone, and what happened to the fortnight long heatwave that we were promised by the weather "forecasters"?

Wednesday, July 10, 2013


Don't let your watch tell you the time, ie don't let it control your life; you should be telling it the time!

Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Friday, July 05, 2013

Happy Bikini Day

Seemingly today is Bikini Day (the bikini was invented on this day in 1946) and, according to the spam in my inbox, I need to get myself into "bikini body shape" for the summer.

Well then!

Thursday, July 04, 2013

Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day to my American friends:
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Advice To Dell

"Live" online chat with your sales team means "live", not a blank screen making me wait an interminable length of time for someone to respond!

Monday, July 01, 2013

Plea To Microsoft

Please bring back Hotmail, Outlook is a disaster!