Happy Pancake Day!

Now get tossing!

The World of Politics

In politics nothing is ever permanent!

Advice To World Leaders

It is not the size of your military that will safeguard your legacy, but how you use them!

Advice To The Meteorological Office

Don't call a storm "Doris" if want people to take it seriously!

The Mystery of The Sock Drawer

How is that identical black socks, bought from the same company, after being placed in the sock drawer never match?

Leaks

In order to plug a leak, you need to find the leak.

In order to find the leak, you need to fill the leaking vessel/organisation with water/disinformation.

I Am The Wind

I am the wind beneath my own wings!

Chaotic Press Conferences

Be aware that apparently "chaotic" press conferences can in fact be deliberately scripted smoke and mirror exercises designed to distract people from substantive issues.

Fear

Don't let the fear generated by politicians and lurid media headlines rule your life.

Omelettes

When you order an omelette, don't blame the chef when he breaks the eggs!

Coasters

Coasters are most effective when glasses and cups are actually placed upon them, rather than next to them!

Advice To Competitive People

Winning is not always the same as succeeding!

The Tortoise and The Hare

People are oft to think the lesson of Aesop's tortoise and the hare is that a slow methodical approach will achieve victory.

This is not the case.

The reason that hare lost was because he was a posturing, self promoting, arrogant, idiot.

The fact is, had the hare moderated his behaviour he would have won hands down!

Struggle and Pain

Struggle and pain don't discriminate.

Problem Solving

Lines In The Sand

Lines ion the sand tend not to be rigid, as sand is very malleable.

Advice To World Leaders

Don't get in a fight with the Australians.

Juts ask the Japanese how that went in the last war!

Fire Starters

Do not put fire starters in positions of power and authority.

January Finally Over!

At last the seemingly never ending month of January is over!