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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Rosie
The inside of the chimney is not a climbing frame!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Rosie
Please stop bashing me on my nose and mouth with your paw, when I am trying to sleep at night.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Rosie
Please could you tell your cat friends, who come in and eat your food in the middle of the night, to make a small contribution to the monthly cat food bill.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Rosie
Don't sit on fences when you are literally falling asleep on your feet!

Monday, July 25, 2011

Friday, July 22, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Rosie

Don't be afraid and run for cover when you hear the plink plink fizz of Alka Seltzer.

Goodness knows, you have heard that sound often enough!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Where's The Sun?

What happened to the summer this year?

I know that Murdoch closed the News of The World, but did he also shut down the sun as well?

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Advice To News Corp

In your face questions deserve in your face answers!

Monday, July 18, 2011

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Advice To Politicians

Be careful with your new found "quasi religious zeal" against Murdoch and News International, you were very chummy with him and his companies until recently. Witch hunts unleash forces that you will not be able to control or hide from.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Monday, July 11, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Rosie
Please could you tell your gentlemen cat callers not to miaow loudly in the street outside our house at 4am.

Friday, July 08, 2011

Thursday, July 07, 2011

Advice To The EU

You can no more hold back the markets, than you can stop the tides ebbing and flowing.

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Politics

"No plans" is not the same as "No".

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Advice To The News of The World

If the allegations about you hacking the phone of Milly Dowler are true, then I advise you to crawl under a stone and shrivel up and die.

Monday, July 04, 2011

Advice To Chefs

When I ask for some butter with my pate and toast, please don't tell me I don't need it because "there is already fat in the pate"!

Friday, July 01, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Rosie
When you have caught your moth at least put the creature out of its misery quickly by eating it, rather than just patting it around the room.