Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, February 25, 2021

Covid Has Cured Flu!


The gullible on social media are rejoicing at the zero flu cases this year, not realising that it will come back with a vengeance next year now that we have compromised our immune systems with lockdowns and mask wearing!

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Who We Need, Who We Don't Need


We need a number of people in our lives in order to survive and thrive, including but not limited to (in no particular order and not an exhaustive list):

-medical staff


-factory workers/managers

-policemen/firemen/military personnel

-shopkeepers/shopworkers/delivery drivers/postmen etc

-power workers/waterboard workers etc

We don't need these people in our lives in order to survive/thrive:


-social media influencers



Monday, February 22, 2021

Advice To The "Royals" Across The Water


 You can't have your Royal Patronages and Royalties at the same time!

Friday, February 19, 2021

The Roadmap Out of Lockdown - Prediction


I predict the following wrt the roadmap out of lockdown, that Boris is due to present on Monday:

- Peston will publish it on Suday

- It will please no one

- It will be remarkably imprecise

- It will be underwhelming

Thursday, February 18, 2021

Domestic Vaccine Passports Are Bollocks


By the time that those who use nightclubs, bars, live music venues etc the most have been vaccinated, and have a "passport" to allow them entry,  those venues will have gone bust.

Hence domestic vaccine passports are bollocks!


Wednesday, February 17, 2021

Moth Infestation? - Deploy The Wasps!


Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Happy Pancake Day!


Happy Pancake Day!

Only lemon and sugar are acceptable accompaniments!

Friday, February 12, 2021

Happy Lunar New Year - The Year of The Ox


I would like to wish my chums who are from, or are living in, Asia Pacific a very Happy Lunar New Year!

The Ox is symbolic of hard work, honesty and serenity.

Thursday, February 11, 2021

Advice To Members of SAGE and Secretaries of State

 There is a fine line between advising people to be cautious/sensible and ridding them of all hope to the extent that they give up.

If you don't know where that fine line is, then shut your mouths!

Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Clickbait Headline Writing Made Simple


Journalists, when writing a story about Covid always use the phrase "of concern" in the title of your piece in order to maximise your clickbait activity and to ensure no one is given any hope for the future at all!

Tuesday, February 09, 2021

One Year Late


 Who knew that one year late, that it would be hard for WHO to find out the root cause of Covid?

Monday, February 08, 2021

Being on The Side of The Angels

Being on the side of the angels is not always a good thing, as some angels have fallen!

Friday, February 05, 2021

The False Sense of Security of Plans


Beware being so busy making plans, that you are too busy to plan for one of life's nasty little surprises!

Thursday, February 04, 2021

Advice To The WHO


Visiting the source of the Covid outbreak more than a year late is an utterly futile "money shot" stunt.

Your record during this pandemic has been one of abject failure. As such you should stick to the music business, and leave disease control to those who actually know what they are doing!

Wednesday, February 03, 2021

Question for Facebook

Why on earth are you targeting me with adverts for an illuminated toilet?