Rules To Drink By

 

Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That - Strategy

Riddle me this, riddle me that:

When is a strategy not a strategy?

Answer:

When you keep doing something in the hope that something else might happen to negate the need to do what it is you are currently doing!

Advice To Politicians

There is only so long that you can treat the British public like fools, before they do a very British thing to you!

Why Us?

 Because we are here!

The Word of Ken - This Too, Shall Pass!

 

The Wheels Are Coming Off..

 

When well intentioned people start to make arbitrary rules and restrictions up on the hoof, for "your own good", the wheels are most definitely coming off!

Reality Check

Shutting pubs/restaurants at 10PM is NOT a curfew!

Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That - What is The Difference Between an Advisor and The Prime Minister?

 

Riddle me this, riddle me that:

What is the difference between an advisor and the Prime Minister?

Answer:

The Advisor makes the decisions, and the Prime Minister merely follows the orders.

Advice To The Government re Covid Models

 

Ditch the models that you are using to make decisions with, they are utter crap!

Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That - National Lockdown

Riddle me this, riddle me that: 

When is a National Lockdown not a National Lockdown?

Answer: 

When it is a series of local lockdowns!

Advice To The Media

Stop using the word "exponential", as you clearly don't know what it means!

The Decline of Mingling

I mingle

You mingle

He, she, it mingles

We mingle

You (plural) mingle

They mingle

Sharpen Your Tool

 When you are given 6 hours to chop down a tree, spend 4 of them sharpening your tool!

Get Your Rod Out!

 You won't catch any fish unless you get your rod out!

In The Blink of an Eye

Life can be turned upside down in the blink of an eye.

Those of you who need proof should simply watch a child running gleefully in the park, or along the beach, only to fall seconds later and be in floods of tears and in the very depths of despair.

Value and make the most of your happiness, you don't know how long it will last!

Today I Am..

 

Today I am going to be acting in a very:

Specific and Limited Way

Mirrors

When looking into a mirror, which is the reflection and which is the reality?

2020 In a Nutshell

 

Man blows up part of his house in France while trying to swat a flyhttps://t.co/mw1YAWU8mI

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) September 6, 2020

Unlocking Lockdown

 Unlocking lockdown is proving to be a lot harder than implementing it!

Who knew?

Today I Am...

Today I am mainly being:

The wind beneath my sails.

Oh Yes!

Reality

 Reality depends very much on your perspective of it!

Ken's World of Facts - Credit Balances on Credit Cards

When you have a credit balance on your credit card, the credit card company will always put as many obstacles in your way as possible in order to deter you from transferring it to your bank account.

 

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