Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, August 29, 2014

The Curse of Windows

It is the curse of Windows that it will download mega large, pc slowing, files just at the very moment you are trying to use your farking pc!

Thursday, August 28, 2014

The Ice Bucket Challenge

Have a care people, this looks like it is getting seriously out of hand. The consequences of which will be a global shortage of ice cubes.

Then how will we be able to combat global warming?

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Peace Treaties

The most effective peace treaties are those negotiated by people who do not know whose side they are negotiating for.

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Expanding Economies

As economies expand, so does the largesse of politicians with other people's money!

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Bank Holiday Alert

The last bank holiday before Christmas is rapidly approaching, make the most of it!

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Bin Day

Hooray Hooray today is bin day!

Be still my beating heart.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014


Where the fark has the summer gone?

It's still August for fark's sake, but feels as chilly as October.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Advice To Spiders

When you have gone to the trouble of spinning a web and catching a fly, the least you can do is eat the hapless corpse; instead of letting it hang there and gather dust!

Wednesday, August 13, 2014


Q: When is aid not aid?

A: When it is given by those you don't agree with.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014


A star is often brightest before its demise.

Monday, August 11, 2014

Monday Morning

Aargh...another Monday morning has crashed into my life!

Wednesday, August 06, 2014


You can never have enough money.

Tuesday, August 05, 2014


Those of you who wake up in the mornings feeling edgy, irritable and not ready to face the morning should simply not bother waking up until after noon; that way you don 't have to face the morning.

Monday, August 04, 2014

Red Stripe Alert

Farking hell, there is only one can of Red Stripe left.

Panic in the streets!

Friday, August 01, 2014

Countdown To The Great War


Advice To Neighbours' Cats

We are not a cat cafe.