Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Advice To FIFA

Learn to recognise a crisis when you are embroiled in one.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Advice To Self

Don't download photo gallery programmes without first reading the terms and conditions!

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please don't jump on my stomach in bed in the morning when I have yet to go to the loo.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Advice To Nectar

When sending email newsletters, inviting people to visit your website, it would be wise to ensure that your website is actually working and not down for "maintenance".

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat


The binmen aren't evil, they are not going to attack you.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Advice To Celebrities and London Lawyers

When seeking a "super injunction" don't forget that Scotland is (as far as the legal system concerned) a separate country.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Advice To Self

Think a construction idea through more thoroughly, before asking a builder to come round to quote for it!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Apologies To My Cat

Sorry that the cat food cupboard was bare this morning, aside from some dry food, stocks will be replenished ASAP.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat


I see that not only have you ignored my advice not to "dally" with the fat neighbourhood Tom, but you now bring him inside for your dalliances!

Please do it outside!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Don't waste your time with that fat Tom cat who calls on you regularly; he is only after one thing, and the vet has fixed it that you cannot have kittens.

Monday, May 16, 2011

The Weather Gods

In keeping with time honoured tradition, having ordered a new barbecue for delivery today the weather gods have decided to piss down upon my home.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Advice To LG

Please make TV's that can actually be turned off by the power switch on the TV, rather than be left permanently on standby unless the mains is turned off.

Leaving a TV on standby wastes power, and presents a fire risk.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

A Good Start

CheersMy 96 can order of Red Stripe has just been deleivered.

Days do not start better than this!

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

The Dangers of Fly Swatting

When swatting a fly, beware that you don't inadvertently hit a wasp nest.

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Advice To My Boiler

The next time you choose to break down please choose a working day, rather than a long bank holiday weekend!