Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Tuesday, December 19, 2023

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Christmas Fairy


Don't forget to top your Christmas tree off with the traditional Christmas Fairy!

Friday, December 15, 2023

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Less Is More!


 If less is more, imagine how much more more would be!

Thursday, December 14, 2023

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Moth Stuffing


Those of you with a yen for something a little more exotic that the traditional sage and onion stuffing, should try Tesco's moth stuffing.

Tesco Finest Apple & Cranberry Stuffing Mix may be "unfit for human consumption", the retailer warned via the Food Standards Agency.

Customers can return the 130g packets without a receipt for a full refund, said Tesco, which apologised for the inconvenience.

The stuffing batch has a best before date of September 2024.

"We are recalling a single batch of Tesco Finest Apple & Cranberry Stuffing Mix due to the possible presence of moths which makes the product unfit for human consumption," Tesco said in the recall notice.

Friday, December 08, 2023

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Erecting Your Tree


Always remember to put your tree on a firm base and stable base, lest it falls over!

Thursday, December 07, 2023

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Butter Your Bird!


Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a well buttered bird, ready for a bit of stuffing, being the highpoint of the day!

Tuesday, November 21, 2023

Bernard Manning Threatens To Invade The Falklands


Tuesday, November 14, 2023

Time Warp Alert!


Yesterday David Cameron came back to the Cabinet.

Today, Toby Carvery is trending on Twitter.


These are clear signs of a time warp!

Wednesday, November 08, 2023

If The Hat Doesn't Fit


If the hat doesn't fit, don't do the job!

Monday, November 06, 2023

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Sprouts


As there are less than six weeks until Christmas, remember to start boiling your sprouts now; so that they have had all the goodness, colour and texture drained out of them and are then perfect for Christmas Day!

Wednesday, November 01, 2023

COVID Inquiry Summarised


Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Advice To The BBC


 Before your reporters are allowed to spread bollocks, ascertain the facts first, that way they won't have to lock their Twitter accounts a few hours later when it is ascertained they were talking bollocks!

Monday, October 16, 2023



Peace is systemic, not contractual!

As such, peace treaties aren't worth the paper they are printed on.

Thursday, October 12, 2023

Advice To The FA - F Off!



How ironic that an organisation that has no problem with people taking the knee for an American drug damaged criminal, won't show solidarity with a country that has just suffered a devastating atrocity.

Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Wednesday, October 04, 2023

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

Brillo Pads


 A cold shower followed by a brisk rub down with a Brillo pad is a most efficacious way to start your day!

Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Meanwhile On Rightmove..


Thursday, September 21, 2023



Consensus usually gives rise to the worst decisions and plans.

Tuesday, September 19, 2023

Friday, September 15, 2023

Preparations Underway To Dump Biden Before The Election

Removing Biden is the most effective way to neutralise Trump.

Friday, September 08, 2023

Advice To BBC Disinformation Correspondents


Don't lie on your CV!

Monday, September 04, 2023

Summer Has Finally Arrived in The UK!


As is the tradition, now that the kids have gone back to school (those that aren't in danger of imminent collapse anyway), summer has finally arrived in the UK!

Friday, September 01, 2023

Kill a Tree in 23, Kill One More in 24!


It is apparent that some people and some organisations are making a hell of a load of money out of the great climate change con!

Thursday, August 31, 2023

Past Your Sell By Date

Like it or not, there comes a time when we each of us become to old and decrepit to function in a high pressure environment.

You do yourself, and others, no favours by staying on beyond your sell by date.

Thursday, August 24, 2023

Advice To Putin's Double


Putin wears his watch on his right hand!

Monday, August 21, 2023

Advice To The BBC


powered cargo ships and wind powered sails have been around since the year dot!

Thursday, August 17, 2023

Happy Apocalypse Eve!


Tuesday, August 15, 2023

FAKE SAGE Proves Why Masks Don't Work


For those that are slow witted:

1 People can't wear masks 24/7 

2 The majority of masks worn by normal people were cloth or the crap ones demonstrated in the video

3 Covid is an endemic airborne virus, it ain't going nowhere and people are not going to wear masks 24/7 for the rest of their lives.

A plan that cannot be executed, because it relies on 100% perfect laboratory conditions, is a crap plan!

Wednesday, August 09, 2023

Having Your Climate Cake and Eating It!


You cannot simultaneously go for solar power and block the sun!

Monday, August 07, 2023

Thursday, August 03, 2023

Global Boiling My Piss


In an unexpected development it has actually stopped raining today!

Clearly a sign of global boiling!

Wednesday, August 02, 2023



Don't fall for the hype of ESG, those who promote it will be out of work soon enough!

In 2021, Saudi Aramco raised $28 billion by selling bonds. These bonds were marketed as ESG-compliant, even though Saudi Aramco is a major producer of fossil fuels.

How did this happen? 

Well, there is a loophole in the way that ESG funds are regulated. These funds are not required to exclude companies that produce fossil fuels, as long as those companies meet certain ESG criteria.

In the case of Saudi Aramco, the company was able to meet these criteria by creating a complex web of financial structures. 

Aramco created two special purpose vehicles (SPVs) to issue the bonds. These SPVs had no direct links to Aramco, so they were able to get an above-average score in a widely used ESG screening.

As a result, the bonds were included in JPMorgan's ESG indexes, which are tracked by about $40 billion of assets under management. This meant that ESG investors were unknowingly investing in Aramco.

These structures allowed Saudi Aramco to sell its bonds without actually having to change its business practices.

This loophole is a major problem for the ESG investing industry. It allows companies like Saudi Aramco to greenwash their image and attract investment from ESG funds.

Friday, July 28, 2023

Advice To Antonio Guterres


The world is not boiling, but you are definitely boiling my piss!

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Advice To Bankers


Be careful who you blab your mouth off to about clients' bank accounts when sitting next to journalists at dinner!

Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Life and Photographs


 Life is like a photograph, use the negative to develop something positive!

Friday, July 21, 2023

Free Cheese


The only free cheese in life is the cheese that you find in a mouse trap!

Thursday, July 20, 2023

Advice To Banks


Don't waste time and money on woke bollocks, focus on the bottom line.

Go woke, go broke!

Thursday, July 06, 2023

Feed Your Inner Demons


Always remember to feed your inner demons, otherwise they will become cranky!

Tuesday, July 04, 2023

Friday, June 30, 2023

Weekend Break Suggestion


 Paris seems nice!

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

The Debasement of Science


There was a time when science was sought to solve problems. 

Scientists worked tirelessly to find cures for diseases, develop new technologies, and improve our understanding of the world around us. However, in recent years, science has taken a darker turn. Instead of finding solutions, it seems to be more interested in restricting our lives.

Sadly now, with the cult of climate change and covid paranoia, science is being used to restrict our lives and regulate our personal choices. In the name of public health, governments are banning certain foods, drugs, and other substances and threatening passport controls/lockdowns in the event of future endemic diseases. 

Whilst the cult of climate change (egged on science) seeks to impose restrictions on our travel, leisure and our work.

Science has been debased, we need to ensure that we resist those who seek to use it to restrict our freedoms.