Consensus

 

Consensus usually gives rise to the worst decisions and plans.

Question For The Media

 

Who else are you covering up for?

One of Our Aircraft is Missing

 

Preparations Underway To Dump Biden Before The Election

More evidence that something fundamental is happening in US mainstream media. It’s started reporting some news accurately and fairly … for ABC News to say Trump’s Georgia prosecutor is just throwing things against the wall is quite something. https://t.co/muewMBcRYo

— Andrew Neil (@afneil) September 15, 2023

Removing Biden is the most effective way to neutralise Trump.

Advice To BBC Disinformation Correspondents

‘According to the New European, the BBC’s disinformation correspondent Marianna Spring was allegedly caught embellishing her CV when applying for a job in 2018.’

✍️ Steerpike https://t.co/VORRecvQFD

— The Spectator (@spectator) September 8, 2023

 

Don't lie on your CV!

Summer Has Finally Arrived in The UK!

 

As is the tradition, now that the kids have gone back to school (those that aren't in danger of imminent collapse anyway), summer has finally arrived in the UK!

Kill a Tree in 23, Kill One More in 24!

 

It is apparent that some people and some organisations are making a hell of a load of money out of the great climate change con!

Past Your Sell By Date

BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell appearing to have another freezing episodepic.twitter.com/oqthEUvF2Q

— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) August 30, 2023

Like it or not, there comes a time when we each of us become to old and decrepit to function in a high pressure environment.

You do yourself, and others, no favours by staying on beyond your sell by date.

Advice To Putin's Double

Putin forgot he wears his watch on his right hand.
Or that isn't Putin?

What's going on? pic.twitter.com/oINZO8UJWO

— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) August 22, 2023

 

Putin wears his watch on his right hand!

Advice To The BBC

 

powered cargo ships and wind powered sails have been around since the year dot!

Happy Apocalypse Eve!

 

2 days left.

Civilization ends on August 18th.

I will be heading for a cave in central US tomorrow.

This week has been spent preparing my family and warning others.

Nibiru approaches.

The Adam and Eve story will repeat (again).

Good Luck.

Xhttps://t.co/uZQBzVz72W pic.twitter.com/1WMT63VJcN

— Mike Buckner, MBA (@ShabezJr) August 16, 2023

FAKE SAGE Proves Why Masks Don't Work

 

🚨 Masks don't work?@trishgreenhalgh takes on the claim.#mythbuster pic.twitter.com/QNAACMAgjW

— Independent SAGE (@IndependentSage) August 14, 2023

For those that are slow witted:

1 People can't wear masks 24/7 

2 The majority of masks worn by normal people were cloth or the crap ones demonstrated in the video

3 Covid is an endemic airborne virus, it ain't going nowhere and people are not going to wear masks 24/7 for the rest of their lives.

A plan that cannot be executed, because it relies on 100% perfect laboratory conditions, is a crap plan!

Having Your Climate Cake and Eating It!

  

You cannot simultaneously go for solar power and block the sun!

Advice To Footballers

 

 Don't stamp on the other players!

Global Boiling My Piss

 

In an unexpected development it has actually stopped raining today!

Clearly a sign of global boiling!

ESG Is BOLLOCKS!

 

Don't fall for the hype of ESG, those who promote it will be out of work soon enough!

In 2021, Saudi Aramco raised $28 billion by selling bonds. These bonds were marketed as ESG-compliant, even though Saudi Aramco is a major producer of fossil fuels.

How did this happen? 

Well, there is a loophole in the way that ESG funds are regulated. These funds are not required to exclude companies that produce fossil fuels, as long as those companies meet certain ESG criteria.

In the case of Saudi Aramco, the company was able to meet these criteria by creating a complex web of financial structures. 

Aramco created two special purpose vehicles (SPVs) to issue the bonds. These SPVs had no direct links to Aramco, so they were able to get an above-average score in a widely used ESG screening.

As a result, the bonds were included in JPMorgan's ESG indexes, which are tracked by about $40 billion of assets under management. This meant that ESG investors were unknowingly investing in Aramco.

These structures allowed Saudi Aramco to sell its bonds without actually having to change its business practices.

This loophole is a major problem for the ESG investing industry. It allows companies like Saudi Aramco to greenwash their image and attract investment from ESG funds.

Happy Yorkshire Day!

 

Advice To Antonio Guterres

 

The world is not boiling, but you are definitely boiling my piss!

Has Nigel Farage Touched Your Clitoris?

 

Advice To Bankers

 

Be careful who you blab your mouth off to about clients' bank accounts when sitting next to journalists at dinner!

Life and Photographs

 

 Life is like a photograph, use the negative to develop something positive!

This Will End In Tears!

 

Free Cheese

 

The only free cheese in life is the cheese that you find in a mouse trap!

Advice To Banks

 

Don't waste time and money on woke bollocks, focus on the bottom line.

Go woke, go broke!

The Media Recruits New Weather Reporter

 

Boris, I Know Your Password!

 

It's 1234!

Meanwhile at The BBC

 

Feed Your Inner Demons

 

Always remember to feed your inner demons, otherwise they will become cranky!

Happy Independence Day!

 

American fireworks never disappoint 😂 pic.twitter.com/4V7sMMUCfG

— StacyLand (@saburnet33) June 28, 2023

Weekend Break Suggestion

A man calmly eating his sandwich in the middle of riots 🤦🏻‍♂️😃

#Marseille #émeutes #Nahel #Nanterre #Marsilya Fransa #France #Frankreich #emeutes #EidAlAdha #Paris Macron #hayirlicumalar
pic.twitter.com/qTqO4oE66D

— Musa Kayrak (@musakayrak) June 30, 2023

 

 Paris seems nice!

The Debasement of Science

 

There was a time when science was sought to solve problems. 

Scientists worked tirelessly to find cures for diseases, develop new technologies, and improve our understanding of the world around us. However, in recent years, science has taken a darker turn. Instead of finding solutions, it seems to be more interested in restricting our lives.

Sadly now, with the cult of climate change and covid paranoia, science is being used to restrict our lives and regulate our personal choices. In the name of public health, governments are banning certain foods, drugs, and other substances and threatening passport controls/lockdowns in the event of future endemic diseases. 

Whilst the cult of climate change (egged on science) seeks to impose restrictions on our travel, leisure and our work.

Science has been debased, we need to ensure that we resist those who seek to use it to restrict our freedoms.

 

Crimson Tide Was Highly Prescient

 

Western intelligence agencies are warning that Putin has been mortally wounded by Prigozhin’s aborted coup and that NATO must prepare for the collapse of Russia. It’s difficult to predict the likely timing, but civil war seems inevitable rather than possible. We could see a…

— Nicholas Drummond (@nicholadrummond) June 26, 2023

Glad Midsommar!

 

Errmm....

 

Good morning and welcome to another completely sane day on the internethttps://t.co/XayON2G1JF

— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) June 22, 2023

Happy Summer Solstice!

 

Advice To XR/Just Stop Oil Wankers

 

The next time you come to town to tell the rest of us to stop driving, park your Volvo SUV away from the cameras!

Rowley Birkin KC Elected President of The United States

 

Biden with closed caption is the best Biden 😂

🔊 pic.twitter.com/QSXnWqtVnl

— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) June 13, 2023

 

Advice To Certain Journalists

 

Cake is not a solid foundation for a long term successful career in journalism!

Let Joy Be Untrammeled!

 

 VON DER LEYEN: NOT AVAILABLE FOR POST OF NATO GENERAL SECRETARY

Advice To Politicians

 

 Don't use WhatsApp for government business!

Question For The Cultists

 

 When is earth's history did the climate NOT change?

Advice To The Met

 

Work out whose side you are on, ie criminals or law abiding people trying to go to work?

Whither The Future?

 

Whilst we cannot control or predict the future, we can to some extent mitigate the outcome of the future by controlling our responses to events in the future.

Mood Indicator

 

Advice To Eurovision Singers

 

If you state that you hate your own country, then you deserve to lose big time!

Batshit Crazy Proposal For All Electric US Miltary Vehicles

 

 

Biden Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm says she supports requiring the U.S. military to adopt an ALL-electric vehicle fleet by 2030 pic.twitter.com/pw4F3jmrpo

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 26, 2023

Biden To Stand Again - To Finish The Job!

via GIPHY

Clown College Start of Term

Sergei Lavrov is currently en route to New York City where he will take part in the Russian Federation’s chairmanship of the UN Security Council. pic.twitter.com/GNKhKIX6dE

— Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 (@jacksonhinklle) April 23, 2023

Advice To Blue Tick Fetishists

 

Having a hissy fit on Twitter about the loss of your precious Blue Tick is bad enough, but then announcing that you are flouncing off to TikTok really is pathetic!

US Classified Documents vs Epstein's Client Lists - Spot The Difference

 

Question: What's the difference between US classified documents and Epstein's "client" lists?

Answer: Epstein's client lists never leak!

Advice To Germany - Turn Your Nuclear Plants Back On!

 

First night of Germany's grid without nuclear: it's bad.

It's night. No sun. Wind has dropped to almost nothing.

Most of German "renewables" right now is richly-subsidized bioenergy with half the net CO2 emissions of an efficient gas power plant.

Importing nuclear from France. pic.twitter.com/rZWPm9nWhD

— Mark Nelson (@energybants) April 17, 2023

Biden Forgets His Family Name

 

As the proud son of the Blewitts of County Mayo and the Finnegans of County Louth, it’s great to be back in Ireland – the place where my ancestors forged the same values that I’ve passed down to my own children and grandchildren. pic.twitter.com/rRtyS38HRV

— President Biden (@POTUS) April 12, 2023

Senile Twat!

 

Taxation For Dummies

 

If you increase taxes on the "super rich" they will simply leave the country. That's what being "super rich" means!

How To Destroy Your Brand - The Virgin Way

 

Step One: Put your prices up by 17%

Step Two: Have a nationwide broadband outage lasting for several hours.

Dreams vs Fears

 

Live your dreams, not your fears!

Getting It Over The Line

 

The person that gets it over the line gets the praise, even if there was an entire group of people working to get it near the line for many months/years!

Advice To The Government

 

Creating new criminal offences is fuck all use to anyone, if the police and courts do not prosecute and sentence those who break existing criminal laws!

Advice To The French

 

Burning your cities down achieves SFA!

Facts and Opinions

 

When the facts change a wise man changes his opinions, a fool ignores the facts!

When Is A Takeover Not A Takeover?

 

When it's a merger with a 70% haircut!

Happy St Patrick's Day!