Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, September 21, 2023



Consensus usually gives rise to the worst decisions and plans.

Tuesday, September 19, 2023

Question For The Media


Who else are you covering up for?

Friday, September 15, 2023

Preparations Underway To Dump Biden Before The Election

Removing Biden is the most effective way to neutralise Trump.

Friday, September 08, 2023

Advice To BBC Disinformation Correspondents


Don't lie on your CV!

Monday, September 04, 2023

Summer Has Finally Arrived in The UK!


As is the tradition, now that the kids have gone back to school (those that aren't in danger of imminent collapse anyway), summer has finally arrived in the UK!

Friday, September 01, 2023

Kill a Tree in 23, Kill One More in 24!


It is apparent that some people and some organisations are making a hell of a load of money out of the great climate change con!

Thursday, August 31, 2023

Past Your Sell By Date

Like it or not, there comes a time when we each of us become to old and decrepit to function in a high pressure environment.

You do yourself, and others, no favours by staying on beyond your sell by date.

Thursday, August 24, 2023

Advice To Putin's Double


Putin wears his watch on his right hand!

Monday, August 21, 2023

Advice To The BBC


powered cargo ships and wind powered sails have been around since the year dot!

Thursday, August 17, 2023

Happy Apocalypse Eve!


Tuesday, August 15, 2023

FAKE SAGE Proves Why Masks Don't Work


For those that are slow witted:

1 People can't wear masks 24/7 

2 The majority of masks worn by normal people were cloth or the crap ones demonstrated in the video

3 Covid is an endemic airborne virus, it ain't going nowhere and people are not going to wear masks 24/7 for the rest of their lives.

A plan that cannot be executed, because it relies on 100% perfect laboratory conditions, is a crap plan!

Wednesday, August 09, 2023

Having Your Climate Cake and Eating It!


You cannot simultaneously go for solar power and block the sun!

Monday, August 07, 2023

Thursday, August 03, 2023

Global Boiling My Piss


In an unexpected development it has actually stopped raining today!

Clearly a sign of global boiling!

Wednesday, August 02, 2023



Don't fall for the hype of ESG, those who promote it will be out of work soon enough!

In 2021, Saudi Aramco raised $28 billion by selling bonds. These bonds were marketed as ESG-compliant, even though Saudi Aramco is a major producer of fossil fuels.

How did this happen? 

Well, there is a loophole in the way that ESG funds are regulated. These funds are not required to exclude companies that produce fossil fuels, as long as those companies meet certain ESG criteria.

In the case of Saudi Aramco, the company was able to meet these criteria by creating a complex web of financial structures. 

Aramco created two special purpose vehicles (SPVs) to issue the bonds. These SPVs had no direct links to Aramco, so they were able to get an above-average score in a widely used ESG screening.

As a result, the bonds were included in JPMorgan's ESG indexes, which are tracked by about $40 billion of assets under management. This meant that ESG investors were unknowingly investing in Aramco.

These structures allowed Saudi Aramco to sell its bonds without actually having to change its business practices.

This loophole is a major problem for the ESG investing industry. It allows companies like Saudi Aramco to greenwash their image and attract investment from ESG funds.

Friday, July 28, 2023

Advice To Antonio Guterres


The world is not boiling, but you are definitely boiling my piss!

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Advice To Bankers


Be careful who you blab your mouth off to about clients' bank accounts when sitting next to journalists at dinner!

Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Life and Photographs


 Life is like a photograph, use the negative to develop something positive!

Friday, July 21, 2023

Free Cheese


The only free cheese in life is the cheese that you find in a mouse trap!

Thursday, July 20, 2023

Advice To Banks


Don't waste time and money on woke bollocks, focus on the bottom line.

Go woke, go broke!

Thursday, July 06, 2023

Feed Your Inner Demons


Always remember to feed your inner demons, otherwise they will become cranky!

Tuesday, July 04, 2023

Friday, June 30, 2023

Weekend Break Suggestion


 Paris seems nice!

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

The Debasement of Science


There was a time when science was sought to solve problems. 

Scientists worked tirelessly to find cures for diseases, develop new technologies, and improve our understanding of the world around us. However, in recent years, science has taken a darker turn. Instead of finding solutions, it seems to be more interested in restricting our lives.

Sadly now, with the cult of climate change and covid paranoia, science is being used to restrict our lives and regulate our personal choices. In the name of public health, governments are banning certain foods, drugs, and other substances and threatening passport controls/lockdowns in the event of future endemic diseases. 

Whilst the cult of climate change (egged on science) seeks to impose restrictions on our travel, leisure and our work.

Science has been debased, we need to ensure that we resist those who seek to use it to restrict our freedoms.


Monday, June 26, 2023

Crimson Tide Was Highly Prescient


Thursday, June 22, 2023



Monday, June 19, 2023

Advice To XR/Just Stop Oil Wankers


The next time you come to town to tell the rest of us to stop driving, park your Volvo SUV away from the cameras!

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Rowley Birkin KC Elected President of The United States



Tuesday, June 13, 2023

Advice To Certain Journalists


Cake is not a solid foundation for a long term successful career in journalism!

Tuesday, June 06, 2023

Let Joy Be Untrammeled!



Friday, June 02, 2023

Advice To Politicians


 Don't use WhatsApp for government business!

Tuesday, May 30, 2023

Question For The Cultists


 When is earth's history did the climate NOT change?

Tuesday, May 23, 2023

Advice To The Met


Work out whose side you are on, ie criminals or law abiding people trying to go to work?

Monday, May 22, 2023

Whither The Future?


Whilst we cannot control or predict the future, we can to some extent mitigate the outcome of the future by controlling our responses to events in the future.

Monday, May 15, 2023

Advice To Eurovision Singers


If you state that you hate your own country, then you deserve to lose big time!

Thursday, April 27, 2023

Batshit Crazy Proposal For All Electric US Miltary Vehicles



Monday, April 24, 2023

Clown College Start of Term

Friday, April 21, 2023

Advice To Blue Tick Fetishists


Having a hissy fit on Twitter about the loss of your precious Blue Tick is bad enough, but then announcing that you are flouncing off to TikTok really is pathetic!

Tuesday, April 18, 2023

US Classified Documents vs Epstein's Client Lists - Spot The Difference


Question: What's the difference between US classified documents and Epstein's "client" lists?

Answer: Epstein's client lists never leak!

Monday, April 17, 2023

Advice To Germany - Turn Your Nuclear Plants Back On!


Friday, April 14, 2023

Biden Forgets His Family Name


Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Taxation For Dummies


If you increase taxes on the "super rich" they will simply leave the country. That's what being "super rich" means!

Tuesday, April 04, 2023

How To Destroy Your Brand - The Virgin Way


Step One: Put your prices up by 17%

Step Two: Have a nationwide broadband outage lasting for several hours.

Monday, April 03, 2023

Friday, March 31, 2023

Getting It Over The Line


The person that gets it over the line gets the praise, even if there was an entire group of people working to get it near the line for many months/years!

Monday, March 27, 2023

Advice To The Government


Creating new criminal offences is fuck all use to anyone, if the police and courts do not prosecute and sentence those who break existing criminal laws!

Friday, March 24, 2023

Advice To The French


Burning your cities down achieves SFA!

Thursday, March 23, 2023

Facts and Opinions


When the facts change a wise man changes his opinions, a fool ignores the facts!

Monday, March 20, 2023