Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Sandy Causes Chaos

People in Britain would do well not to ever moan about the weather here again, given what the USA frequently has to put up with!

Monday, October 29, 2012


Start the week as you mean to go on, with a big plateful of roast beef with all the trimmings for lunch.

Friday, October 26, 2012

A Burden Shared

Sharing a burden invariably means spreading the shit around so that one's friends end up being covered in it as well.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Advice To Gym Changing Room Users

Flush the farking toilet after you have used it. No one else wishes to view your urine samples or faecal matter!

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

My head is not a pillow for you to rest on when I am sleeping.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Friday, October 19, 2012

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Advice To Perfume Advertisers

How about, for once, creating an advert that people can fucking understand and that has at least some vague relevance to the bottles of scented cat's piss that you are trying to sell at extortionate prices!

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Sound Business Advice

Turnover is vanity,
Profit is sanity,
Cash is reality!

Monday, October 15, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Your "cat circus" performance of jumping, running and other assorted gymnastics is very good. However, please could you not do it on our bed at 4AM.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Friday, October 12, 2012

Hooray For Alcohol!

Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Thanks To My Cat

Thank you for lending me one of your soft toys for use as a wrist rest to ease my RSI when using my computer.

Tuesday, October 09, 2012


The weather forecast said that the next few days were to be bright and warmer.

The reality?

Pissing down, grey and cold!

Do not trust the forecasters.

Monday, October 08, 2012

Log Fire

I award myself 2/10 for last night's pathetic effort at building a log fire, much smoke but precious little flame and heat.

Must do better next time!

Friday, October 05, 2012

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Advice To Barmen

Make sure you insert the right credit/debit card in the payment machine and hand it to the right person, lest they end up blocking the card by entering their pin number on someone else's card!

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Advice To Self

Don't wear a Drizabone heavy coat when carrying a net of logs up a very steep hill!

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Advice To Businessmen

A moribund website is synonymous with a moribund company.

Monday, October 01, 2012

Apologies To My Cat

Apologies for running out of your food pouches, new stocks will be delivered tomorrow.

In the meantime, I trust that a tin of corned beef and 2kg of Iams is sufficient?