Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, October 31, 2013


Beware the beggars ringing your doorbells tonight!

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Question For Clive The Cat

Do you do nothing but eat and sleep here, even though this is not your home?

Tuesday, October 29, 2013


My spam box is becoming so overloaded these days that I could make a batch of sandwiches out of the spam that could feed thousands!

Monday, October 28, 2013

Closed Doors

A closed door is not necessarily a locked door!

Friday, October 25, 2013

Economic Booms and Busts

Economic booms and busts are like the tides, whilst you cannot prevent them happening you should build sufficient defences in order to weather them.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Advice To Clive

Your mummy and daddy will be missing you if you continue to eat and sleep here!

Tuesday, October 22, 2013


Will someone please turn that bleedin' bleeping off.

I am not on fire am I?

Monday, October 21, 2013


Porridge should be fibrous and coarse, not milled to a fine powder with no texture/body!

Friday, October 18, 2013

Advice To Clive

Egad sir, you are eating us out of house and home!

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Advice To Clive

You do not live here, your mummy and daddy live down the road!

Monday, October 14, 2013

Rolling Stones

Rolling stones may well gather no moss. However, if they are large enough, they sure as hell crush the moss!

Friday, October 11, 2013

Today Is Porridge Day

I officially declare today to be porridge day!

Please note you make it with water, you do not add milk instead you may add a pinch of salt; and you must eat it standing up!

Wednesday, October 09, 2013

Monday, October 07, 2013


Wisdom is not being stressed at being "wise" after the event.

Friday, October 04, 2013

That Friday Feeling

That Friday feeling is distinctly lacking at the moment; given the grey, wet, windy weather. Summer seems but a long faded memory!

Thursday, October 03, 2013


Victory is a dangerous opportunity.

Wednesday, October 02, 2013

Ongoing Advice To Clive

Sorry Clive, we have had to temporarily bar you from the kitchen as you keep eating our cat's food in vast quantities!

Tuesday, October 01, 2013


It is advisable to make a will, no matter what your age, and of the utmost importance that the location of the will be communicated to relevant parties such as your lawyer.