Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Joys of Spring

Oh the joys of the British spring!

Blizzards in the North, gales and torrential rain in the South.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please stop chasing bumble bees, the swollen paw you suffered from yesterday as a result of your bumble bee chasing was rather expensive to treat.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Friday, March 26, 2010


Beware "experts" who are blinded by their own certainty.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Following yesterday's advice re climbing the chimney flue, which you have ignored, please will you at least wipe your paws after you emerge from the flue so that you do not cover our sofa in sooty pawprints.

Thank you.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The flues of our fireplace chimneys are not climbing frames for cats.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Twigs are best left outside of the house, and are not really at their best when placed on the stairs.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Eat Porridge

Start your day with ummph, eat a bowl of porridge.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Advice To Self

It is inadvisable to mix Guinness, Bacardi, Mateus Rose and Irish coffees when celebrating St Patrick's night!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Advice To Jacuzzi Users

Avoid jacuzzis that have a "foam" surface of white bubbles.

This is not detergent, soap or foaming agent but is in fact skin scales and body fat.

It means that the jacuzzi is filthy!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Monday Mornings

Monday mornings never become any easier.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Making History

Certain individuals would kid themselves, and others, that they are "making history".

No one "makes history", they are merely part of it.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Your plate is for your food, the floor is for your plate; not vice versa!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Advice To Glow Worm Boilers

Stop bombarding me with phone calls, I do not want your boiler insurance.

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

The Forest of Laws

Over the centuries a forest of laws, designed to protect the rights of the innocent, have been planted in Britain.

Those who would cut these laws down, on the pretext of "imprisoning the devil", would not be able to stand against the wind of dictatorship that would follow this deforestation.

Monday, March 08, 2010

Friday, March 05, 2010

Question For British Gas

Re your insane quote for replacing my mum's boiler, are you farking mad?

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Question For TV Network Executives

Do you really think that the British public want to be subjected to three debates between Brown, Cameron and Clegg?

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Question For British Gas

Why do you need so many different contact numbers?

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Advice To Suppliers

Asking the same question each day will only elicit the same response.

Monday, March 01, 2010

Advice To A Well Known High Street Bank

When I warn you that there is a high risk that a fraud may be occurring in one of your customer accounts, you would be well advised to look into it as a matter of urgency.