Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Advice To Air Travellers

Beware of air travellers' lag (a variation of jet lag), where feelings of paranoia and insecurity set in at the end of a flight.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Advice To Fishermen

When you have been fishing for a considerable period of time without a single bite, throw a stick of dynamite into the water in order to achieve some results.

The same advice can be used as a parable for those engaged in moribund diplomatic talks and those running businesses on their last legs.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Monday, February 25, 2013

Today's Word

Today's word is "chortle", it should be used more often.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Advice To The Plant Thief

Bring the potted plant that you stole from outside our house back you thieving scumbag!

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

There is no need to growl at the nice gentlemen removing the scaffolding from the house down the road, they mean you no harm.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Monday, February 18, 2013

Advice To Businessmen - Laughter and Business

If you can't laugh at the absurdity of it all, then don't "go the show".

Friday, February 15, 2013

Advice To Cretinous Businessmen

When taking a third party to see a factory, company or exhibition always make sure that the place still exists and functions!

Thursday, February 14, 2013


Don't stress over things you can't control.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Happy Shrove Tuesday

It is Shrove Tuesday, time to get your skillets out and start tossing those pancakes!

Monday, February 11, 2013

Pope Benedict XVI Resigns

Il Papa lascia il pontificato dal 28 febbraio. Lo ha annunciato personalmente, in latino, durante il concistoro per la canonizzazione dei martiri di Otranto.

The Pope leaves the papacy from February 28. The announcement was made personally, in Latin, during the consistory for the canonization of the martyrs of Otranto.

His last Tweet:
"...We are all sinners....". 
Now, where do I apply?

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Happy Lunar New Year

A happy, peaceful and prosperous year of the Black Water Snake to all my friends in Asia Pacific.

Friday, February 08, 2013


Why do my thoughts not sound like my voice?

Thursday, February 07, 2013

Tuesday, February 05, 2013

Deluded Twats

Beware deluded twats who are not as popular with people as they believe or would have others believe.

Monday, February 04, 2013

Throw A Sickie

Today is the most likely day in the year when people are likely to take a day off from work due to illness.