Thursday, February 28, 2013
Advice To Air Travellers
Beware of air travellers' lag (a variation of jet lag), where feelings of paranoia and insecurity set in at the end of a flight.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Advice To Fishermen
When you have been fishing for a considerable period of time without a single bite, throw a stick of dynamite into the water in order to achieve some results.
The same advice can be used as a parable for those engaged in moribund diplomatic talks and those running businesses on their last legs.
The same advice can be used as a parable for those engaged in moribund diplomatic talks and those running businesses on their last legs.
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
Friday, February 22, 2013
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Advice To The Plant Thief
Bring the potted plant that you stole from outside our house back you thieving scumbag!
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
There is no need to growl at the nice gentlemen removing the scaffolding from the house down the road, they mean you no harm.
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Monday, February 18, 2013
Advice To Businessmen - Laughter and Business
If you can't laugh at the absurdity of it all, then don't "go the show".
Friday, February 15, 2013
Advice To Cretinous Businessmen
When taking a third party to see a factory, company or exhibition always make sure that the place still exists and functions!
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Happy Shrove Tuesday
It is Shrove Tuesday, time to get your skillets out and start tossing those pancakes!
Monday, February 11, 2013
Pope Benedict XVI Resigns
Il Papa lascia il pontificato dal 28 febbraio. Lo ha annunciato personalmente, in latino, durante il concistoro per la canonizzazione dei martiri di Otranto.
The Pope leaves the papacy from February 28. The announcement was made personally, in Latin, during the consistory for the canonization of the martyrs of Otranto.
His last Tweet:
The Pope leaves the papacy from February 28. The announcement was made personally, in Latin, during the consistory for the canonization of the martyrs of Otranto.
His last Tweet:
"...We are all sinners....".Now, where do I apply?
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Happy Lunar New Year
A happy, peaceful and prosperous year of the Black Water Snake to all my friends in Asia Pacific.
Friday, February 08, 2013
Thursday, February 07, 2013
Wednesday, February 06, 2013
Tuesday, February 05, 2013
Deluded Twats
Beware deluded twats who are not as popular with people as they believe or would have others believe.
Monday, February 04, 2013
Throw A Sickie
Today is the most likely day in the year when people are likely to take a day off from work due to illness.
Friday, February 01, 2013
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