Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Monday, October 31, 2022

Advice To Central Banks


Inflation did not come out of "nowhere"!

It came from a.o.:

- QE arising from the 2008 crash

- Putin's war of aggression causing energy and food price spikes

- Covid lockdowns 

- Central banks' inability and unwillingness to address the issue

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Solar Eclipse and Rishi Sunak


By happenstance, the UK was experiencing a partial solar eclipse at the very moment Rishi Sunak was appointed Prime Minister by the King.

Monday, October 24, 2022



Decisions are best not run away from, as the consequences of running away will inevitably catch up with you.

Friday, October 21, 2022

Happy Trafalgar Day


England expects that every man will do his duty!

Wednesday, October 19, 2022

Why Are Pizzas Round?


Why are pizzas round, when the boxes they come in are square?

Tuesday, October 18, 2022

Advice To The Manufacturers of Processed Sliced Chicken Breast


Don't press the slices so firmly together, it is impossible to even peel them apart without them tearing!

Monday, October 17, 2022

Advice To The Chancellor


In order to save time and paper in the future, please present your budget on an Etch A Sketch; as clearly budgets are now a daily occurence!

Friday, October 14, 2022

Avoiding Reality


By all means avoid reality for as long as you want, and by whatever means that may distract you.

However, be aware that you can't avoid the consequences of avoiding reality!

Wednesday, October 12, 2022

How Not To Conduct a Military Briefing - Avoid Mentioning Gay Satanists!

Monday, October 10, 2022

Computers, The Internet and The Law of Sod


 You can guarantee that whenever you have something urgent to do on the pc, bot the pc itself and the internet will run at a snail's pace!

Tuesday, October 04, 2022

Trump Was Right About Nord Stream


Monday, October 03, 2022

Self Help Books


Bookshops abound with self help books that promise all kinds of improvements in your life eg; money, health, mental well-being etc.

Yet there is most decidedly a gap in the market for books that appeal to the most basic human instincts eg; laziness, sloth, greed, gluttony etc.

Where are the books that help people become more lazy, more greedy etc?