Happy 250th Independence Day

 

Cretinous C*nt!

 

This cretinous c*nt having made £4M from people smuggling, instead of retiring with his ill-gotten gains to some sunlit paradise, wants to settle down in Leicester!

 

Twana Jamal made an estimated £4 million a year from people smuggling and served 5 years in a French 🇫🇷 prison.

He owns loads of vape type businesses in Britain 🇬🇧 and we are considering his application for asylum.pic.twitter.com/DZiPhZ2ePj

— David Atherton (@daveatherton) July 2, 2026

Glad Midsommar!

 

The Use of False Hope in Psyops

 

Provide a man with the flame of false hope during the day, so that in the evening he has a better understanding of the hopelessness of his situation.

Ou Est Le PM?

 

Advice To Starmer Re Cosplaying a Parent

 

Keir, if you're going to cosplay as a parent in your dodgy tracksuit while banning social media for kids, at least go full method actor and wear the animal onesie. Real parents know the assignment!

Karma's a Bitch!

 

Spare a thought for Michelle O’Neill.

When your dad was an IRA prisoner, your Uncle was president of NORAID, your cousin was shot dead by the SAS and yet the same former paramilitary community now hate your politics and unite with the Loyalists. pic.twitter.com/CyyJRMBZbd

— Spirited1 (@helen_spirit1) June 10, 2026

Today I Am Mainly Being - Inspirational!

 

Advice To Parisiennes - Don't Own a Car!

 

Advice To Embezzlers

 

Don't waste your ill-gotten gains on pepper pots that cost £2.5K! 

Advice To The Media and Politicians Re The USA "Blockade"

 

It's not a blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, it's a blockade of Iranian ports!

Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That - Ceasefires

 

Riddle me this

Riddle me that

When is a ceasefire not a ceasefire?

When the protagonists keep firing missiles at each other!