Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, August 05, 2021

The Right Track


Being on the right track is excellent, as far as it goes. However, you should be careful to avoid being run over by the oncoming train!

Wednesday, August 04, 2021

Advice To Government Ministers


Follow the example of the criminal community, and use burner phones when you want to keep those "special" messages private from the prying eyes of the police/parliamentary investigators.

Tuesday, August 03, 2021

Consensus Models Are Worse Than Worthless


Consensus models that combine optimistic and pessimistic models are worse than worthless, and most certainly should not be used for planning or forecasting.

Yet, these are the very models that the government have been using to manage the Covid outbreak!

Monday, August 02, 2021

Question for FAKE SAGE


You are normally very keen to hold doom laden press conferences highlighting your version of "facts" and your projections of an imminent apocalypse.

Yet, for the last couple of weeks you have been unusually quiet.

Will you be holding a press conference to apologise for your wildly incorrect projections and your fear inducing announcements?

Thursday, July 29, 2021

Rainy Day Tasks


Putting off tasks to a "rainy day" is the ideal way of ensuring that those tasks are never done, for on a rainy day you are always waiting for the rain to stop.

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

The Eight Levels of Wealth


1 Destitute

2 Skint
3 Barely making ends meet
4 Making ends meet
5 Comfortably off
6 Wealthy
7 Loads of money
8 Fuck off money


Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Advice To Wayne Rooney


Don't fall asleep when you have lady guests in your hotel bedroom; not only is it rude, it also paves the way for photographic shenanigans!

Thursday, July 22, 2021

Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Advice To The Douche of Sussex


Writing a book about your relatively short life to date is not the best way to avoid being in the media spotlight.

You are of course entitled to your own opinions, but not your own version of facts!