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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, December 03, 2021

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Traditional Christmas Cucumber

 


Christmas isn't Christmas until you have erected the traditional Christmas cucumber and decorated it with some really crap lights!

Thursday, December 02, 2021

Ken's Christmas Crackers - How To Deal With a Threadbare Tree

In the unfortunate event you have a threadbare tree, distract people's attention by placing a large stone statue of Nelson on the top of it.

Tuesday, November 30, 2021

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Guide To A Covid Free Christmas

 

1 Don't listen to politicians or "experts"


2 Don't watch BBC News


3 Don't read the papers


4 Mute Peston


5 Spurn Stalin's Nanny and FAKE SAGE


6 Turn off Twitter


7 Don't share fake Covid news on Facebook



Monday, November 29, 2021

Question For Nicola Sturgeon


 

Now that 6 cases of Omicron have been detected in Scotland (despite your mask mandates and vax passports), will you be closing your border to protect the English?

Friday, November 26, 2021

Advice To The French Police

If you slash a hole in the dinghies before they enter the water, they won't be able to go in the water and you will save lives!

Thursday, November 25, 2021

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Sprouts

 

Given that Christmas is only one month away, it is vital that you start boiling your sprouts now.

Remember to add lots of salt to the water and ensure that they are hard boiling, in order to ensure that every last morsel of goodness, flavour and texture is destroyed.

Wednesday, November 24, 2021

A Path Well Trodden


  A path well trodden does not always get you to the place that you want to be.

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

The Fool


  The fool is the wisest man in the royal court!

Monday, November 22, 2021

Black Friday


 

It's only Monday, but I am already sick to death of Black Friday!

Friday, November 19, 2021

Advice to Wannabe Celebs, Sports People and Influencers etc


 

Gaining the media spotlight may not be everything that you had hoped for.

Once the media have built you up, it will most assuredly tear you down and expose every wart and indiscretion!

Thursday, November 18, 2021

Question for The SNP


 

Exactly what constitutes "only a small number of beheadings"?