Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, December 22, 2022

Ken's Christmas Crackers - A Well Buttered Bird


Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a well buttered bird, ready for a bit of stuffing, being the highpoint of the day!

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Stocking Up


Even though most shops are only closed for a few hours over Christmas, it is the law of England that you buy enough booze, fags and food to last you for a month!

Monday, December 19, 2022

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Christmas Cock Up


As sure as eggs are eggs, any major decision/project undertaken/authorised in the last few days before Christmas will inevitably blow up in your face in the new year.

Friday, December 16, 2022

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Sour Faced Shop Staff


Always wish a sour faced shop assistant a very "Merry Christmas", and take pleasure in their grimaced attempt at wishing you the same.

Thursday, December 15, 2022

Advice To Fraudulent Charities


Don't publish photos of your associates enjoying their brand new tech, that you have bought using funds bilked from people who thought that they were donating for a worthy cause!

Tuesday, December 06, 2022

Advice To The Douches of Sussex


The Monarchy IS hierarchical, you know that perfectly well; so don't feign astonishment about the hierarchy in your bollocks arsed self promotion movie!