Saturday, December 24, 2022
Friday, December 23, 2022
Thursday, December 22, 2022
Ken's Christmas Crackers - A Well Buttered Bird
Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a well buttered bird, ready for a bit of stuffing, being the highpoint of the day!
Tuesday, December 20, 2022
Ken's Christmas Crackers - Stocking Up
Even though most shops are only closed for a few hours over Christmas, it is the law of England that you buy enough booze, fags and food to last you for a month!
Monday, December 19, 2022
Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Christmas Cock Up
As sure as eggs are eggs, any major decision/project undertaken/authorised in the last few days before Christmas will inevitably blow up in your face in the new year.
Friday, December 16, 2022
Ken's Christmas Crackers - Sour Faced Shop Staff
Always wish a sour faced shop assistant a very "Merry Christmas", and take pleasure in their grimaced attempt at wishing you the same.
Thursday, December 15, 2022
Advice To Fraudulent Charities
Don't publish photos of your associates enjoying their brand new tech, that you have bought using funds bilked from people who thought that they were donating for a worthy cause!
Tuesday, December 13, 2022
Tuesday, December 06, 2022
Advice To The Douches of Sussex
The Monarchy IS hierarchical, you know that perfectly well; so don't feign astonishment about the hierarchy in your bollocks arsed self promotion movie!