Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, April 29, 2022

Russia Practices Willy Waving


Thursday, April 28, 2022

The Luncheon Conundrum


Sometimes it takes all morning to decide what the feast for luncheon will be.

FYI, today's feast will be bacon, eggs and bread fried in goose fat.

Wednesday, April 27, 2022

IRONY KLAXON - Musk's Twitter Takeover


Certain sections of Twitter have had a hissy fit over Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter, they claim that this will damage free speech.

What they actually mean is that Musk will allow tweets that contradict the narrow and rigid views of these individuals, ie views and opinions that they don't want to read and don't want others to read.

Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Musk To Tusk?


 Now that Elon Musk's offer for Twitter has been accepted by the board, will he rename it Tusk?

Friday, April 22, 2022

How To Recognise Russian Military Facilities - They're on Fire!


Wednesday, April 20, 2022

The Never Ending Tube of Toothpaste


How many squeezes of an "empty" tube of toothpaste are necessary, until it is truly empty?

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

The Media - A Health Warning


Certain well known "journalists" and TV news presenters are nothing more than political activists posing as journalists!

They should be spurned as you would spurn a rabid dog.

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

How To Avoid Toast Falling Butter Side Down


 Butter the toast on the other side, in order to avoid it falling butter side down.

Monday, April 04, 2022

Advice To Russian Soldiers in Ukraine


Hell is going to be pretty full soon, I suggest you book your places now!

Friday, April 01, 2022

The Weather Gods' April Fool's Day Joke


As befitting 1 April, the weather gods have sent us snow and sunshine at the same time!