Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Question For My Cat

You can't read Swedish, therefore why are you sitting on Stadsholmens magazine?

Tuesday, June 25, 2013



In June?

In the UK?

During Wimbledon?

Surely not?

Monday, June 24, 2013

The British Summer

In the absence of any credible weather forecast one way or another, and based on the mixed signals from the mixture of cloud and sun this morning, I have hedged my bets and am wearing black (winter appropriate) jeans accompanied by a Hawaiian style T-shirt.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Why can't you learn to use the vacuum cleaner like this cat?

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Advice To Self

Never attempt to trim one's eyebrows with an electric razor whilst hungover.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

You should not spend the summer days idling your life away sleeping in our duvet!

Monday, June 17, 2013

Today's Word

Today's word is:


Friday, June 14, 2013

Microsoft Outlook

So we are agreed then, Microsoft Outlook is a complete and utter clusterfuck!

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Wednesday, June 12, 2013


It is inadvisable for participants in a planned meeting to try to wrong foot each other before the meeting has actually been confirmed.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013


How ironic that a country that feels it is wrong (both constitutionally and ethically) to monitor the communications of its own citizens, and indeed loudly proclaims that fact in defence of its cyber monitoring policy, feels that it is perfectly acceptable to monitor the communications of everyone else on the planet.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The vet who used the thermometer on you this morning was doing so in your best interests.

Friday, June 07, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

I appreciate that furballs need to be brought up, but please do not bring them up on our freshly cleaned Chinese rug!

Thursday, June 06, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Paper bags are for carrying things, not for sleeping on.

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Question For Three

What is the point of a mobile phone service if the connection to the network drops whenever I try to use the phone in certain rooms of my house?

Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Advice To Self

Don't eat gravy when wearing white trousers.

Monday, June 03, 2013