Your Friday Earworm

 

Rainy Day Tasks

 

Putting off tasks to a "rainy day" is the ideal way of ensuring that those tasks are never done, for on a rainy day you are always waiting for the rain to stop.

The Eight Levels of Wealth

 

1 Destitute

2 Skint
 

3 Barely making ends meet
 

4 Making ends meet
 

5 Comfortably off
 

6 Wealthy
 

7 Loads of money
 

8 Fuck off money

 

Advice To Wayne Rooney

 

Don't fall asleep when you have lady guests in your hotel bedroom; not only is it rude, it also paves the way for photographic shenanigans!

Life's Three Certainties

-Death

-Taxes

-Vaxxes

It's Friday - You Know The Drill!

 

Advice To Supemarkets

  

Don't tell people not to panic buy!

Advice To The Douche of Sussex

 

Writing a book about your relatively short life to date is not the best way to avoid being in the media spotlight.

You are of course entitled to your own opinions, but not your own version of facts!

The United Pingdom - Pseudo Unlocking

 

Given that millions of adults and children are at home, because they have been pinged, Freedom Day isn't exactly what it says on the tin!

#FreedomDay = #ChoiceDay

 

Respect people's right to make choices today (eg wrt wearing/not wearing masks, clubbing/not clubbing etc).

Do not judge them or mock them because they have made a different choice to you!

Happy Friday To You All!

 

Advice To Those Suntanning

 

When suntanning it is advisable to remove your face mask from around your chin, otherwise you will end up with a a white mask shape on your chin and look even more of a twat than you did when you were wearing your mask in the sun!

Freedom Day

Freedom Day

A Misnomer!

The Covid Models are BOLLOCKS!

 

The above is taken from the Imperial model which the government uses to "foretell" the Covid future.

The mid range shows expected daily infections to hit almost 1 million.

This is beyond ludicrous, as there is no way that infections will ever hit that number.

It is little wonder that government has lost all confidence in the models being presented to it.

The models are utter BOLLOCKS!

A Broken Path

 

A broken path yields many flowers and weeds.

The trick is being able to distinguish between them!

Whither Summer?

 

Has anyone seen Summer?

Advice To Students

If you are not given face to face lectures and tutorials with other students, there is little point in paying for and attending university!

The Word of Ken - FAKE SAGE

 

The Word of Ken - Living With Covid

 

Pundits

 

 One pundit's victory is another pundit's failure!

Scraping Tartar

 

There's nothing like a bit of tooth tartar scraping to set you up for the day ahead!