Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, July 29, 2021

Rainy Day Tasks


Putting off tasks to a "rainy day" is the ideal way of ensuring that those tasks are never done, for on a rainy day you are always waiting for the rain to stop.

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

The Eight Levels of Wealth


1 Destitute

2 Skint
3 Barely making ends meet
4 Making ends meet
5 Comfortably off
6 Wealthy
7 Loads of money
8 Fuck off money


Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Advice To Wayne Rooney


Don't fall asleep when you have lady guests in your hotel bedroom; not only is it rude, it also paves the way for photographic shenanigans!

Thursday, July 22, 2021

Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Advice To The Douche of Sussex


Writing a book about your relatively short life to date is not the best way to avoid being in the media spotlight.

You are of course entitled to your own opinions, but not your own version of facts!

Tuesday, July 20, 2021

The United Pingdom - Pseudo Unlocking


Given that millions of adults and children are at home, because they have been pinged, Freedom Day isn't exactly what it says on the tin!

Monday, July 19, 2021

#FreedomDay = #ChoiceDay


Respect people's right to make choices today (eg wrt wearing/not wearing masks, clubbing/not clubbing etc).

Do not judge them or mock them because they have made a different choice to you!

Thursday, July 15, 2021

Advice To Those Suntanning


When suntanning it is advisable to remove your face mask from around your chin, otherwise you will end up with a a white mask shape on your chin and look even more of a twat than you did when you were wearing your mask in the sun!

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

The Covid Models are BOLLOCKS!


The above is taken from the Imperial model which the government uses to "foretell" the Covid future.

The mid range shows expected daily infections to hit almost 1 million.

This is beyond ludicrous, as there is no way that infections will ever hit that number.

It is little wonder that government has lost all confidence in the models being presented to it.

The models are utter BOLLOCKS!

Friday, July 09, 2021

A Broken Path


A broken path yields many flowers and weeds.

The trick is being able to distinguish between them!

Thursday, July 08, 2021

Wednesday, July 07, 2021

Advice To Students

If you are not given face to face lectures and tutorials with other students, there is little point in paying for and attending university!

Friday, July 02, 2021



 One pundit's victory is another pundit's failure!

Thursday, July 01, 2021

Scraping Tartar


There's nothing like a bit of tooth tartar scraping to set you up for the day ahead!