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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Hardliners


Hardliners and zealots who choose to count and argue about angels on pinheads would do well to remember that other organisations and countries, whom they choose to "argue" with, also have their own hardliners and zealots who count angels on pinheads.

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

The Bank Holiday Displacement Theorem


Bank holidays cause disruption to the body and mind, today feels very much like Monday!

Thursday, May 23, 2019

Advice To LinkedIn Contacts Who I Have Never Met


When spamming my inbox with sales pitches for your services that I am not interested in (nor did I ask for), don't sign off with your name followed by an "X"!

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Advice To Liars


Don't use my name in the concoction of your web of lies.

You will be found out, and I will not be amused!

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

A Sign Of Age - Eggs and Milkshakes


I am so old that I remember a time when Ted Heath was egged, people didn't panic and assume it was the end of democracy as we knew it.

More to the point, people simply and calmly observed that the egg thrower was immature and rather silly to have done that!

Monday, May 20, 2019

Monday Conundrum

Friday, May 17, 2019

The Friday Song



All together now...

One banana two banana three banana four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more
Over hill and highway the banana buggy’s go
Comin’ on to bring you the Banana Splits Show
Making up a mess of fun,
Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for every one
Tra la la la la la la tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la tra la la la la la la
Four banana three banana two banana one
All the bananas playin in the bright yellow sun
Flippin like a pancake, poppin like a cork
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork
Making up a mess of fun
Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for every one
Tra la la la la la la tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la tra la la la la la la
Two banana, four banana, one banana, three
Swingin like a bunch of monkeys hangin from a tree
Hey there everybody won’t you come along and see
How much like banana splits everyone can be.
Making up a mess of fun
Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for every one
Tra la la la la la la tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la tra la la la la la la

Thursday, May 16, 2019

Tomorrow


Tomorrow is promised to no one, therefore don't sit on your arse waiting for something to happen that may in fact never happen!

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Advice To PayPal


When handling your customers' disputes with suppliers, please ensure a human being actually reads and answers your customers' emails; as your bots are shit, and are seriously pissing your customers off!

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Advice To Government Agencies

via GIPHY


Tankers that are laden with oil sit lower in the water than empty tankers, please bear this in mind when conducting your next false flag "blow a hole in a tanker" operation!

Monday, May 13, 2019

The Wind


The wind is most keenly felt in the dark!

Friday, May 10, 2019

Today I Am


Today I am mainly:

Sucking on a lemon!

Tuesday, May 07, 2019

Team


There is no "I" in "team", hence the fact I never use the word!

Friday, May 03, 2019

Shadows


Don't fear what is in the shadows, fear the person that casts the shadows!

Thursday, May 02, 2019

Wednesday, May 01, 2019

Bloody Marys


Drinking Bloody Marys is an effective means of getting both booze and food into your system at the same time.