Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

New Year Resolutions

Avoid all New Year resolutions, they are never kept.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas

I wish you all a Merry Christmas, and a peaceful and prosperous 2011.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Question For The Liberal Democrats

If you really hate the coalition that much, why are you in it?

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Advice To Vince Cable

Declarations of war tend only to be effective if made publicly, rather than "on the sly" to young giggly female reporters posing as constituents.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Advice To Channel 4 News

Don't try to interview people standing by airport runways.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Advice To Alan Sugar

Before selecting the final 16 candidates for The Apprentice "reality" show, check their CVs first.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Given that you are now 3.5kg, please could you refrain from using my stomach as a trampoline at night when I am trying to sleep.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When running frantically up the stairs, at the same time as I am walking up them, please remember that my legs are solid objects that you cannot pass through; you need to divert around my legs in order to get to the top first.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

My nose is not a doorbell to be pressed/patted when you are trying to wake me up, or grab my attention, in the morning.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Advice To Southern Rail

It would be really nice if you guys fixed the automatic door of the toilet on the train that I had the misfortune to travel on yesterday, so that it actually closes when people are using it.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Advice To Airlines

Avoid serving curry and fish on the same flight.

Thursday, December 09, 2010


Governments and politicans are the cause, not the solution, of problems.

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

What is it with you and the fireplace chimney?

Honestly, there is nothing up there!

Tuesday, December 07, 2010


Life is like a pair of shoes, it takes a while to "wear it and break it in" before it begins to feel comfortable.

Monday, December 06, 2010

Advice To Litigators

A man cannot pay with his hearse, only with his purse.

Friday, December 03, 2010

Question For The Media

Why on earth are you so surprised that Russia won the right to host the 2018 World Cup?

They were the favourites from the start.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Having successfully chased and killed the flies that you so love to hunt, please could you either eat the corpses or throw them away.

Wednesday, December 01, 2010


Why does the UK react with total shock, and grind to a halt every time it snows?