Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Monday, September 26, 2022

Ken's Christmas Tips - Brussels Sprouts


Now that Christmas is less than three months away, it is vital that you start boiling your brussels sprouts immediately; in order to ensure that they are totally devoid of taste, texture, colour and goodness!

Friday, September 23, 2022

BST To Stay


Unconfirmed reports are reaching me that British Summer Time is expected to continue, and that the clocks will not be put back next month.

Given that it is pissing down, this move is ironic, but welcome news!

Thursday, September 22, 2022

Let Joy Be Untrammelled!


Despite inflation in all manner of goods and service prices, my insurance quote for the coming year has fallen by a staggering £8.

Let joy be untrammelled!

Friday, September 16, 2022

Thoughts and Prayers for Jedward


Thoughts and prayers for Jedward, as dementia has clearly set in!

Monday, September 12, 2022

Energy Saving Tip


 Cut down your electricity usage by a third, by using two pin plugs instead of three pin ones!

Wednesday, September 07, 2022

Energy Saving Tip


Your smart meter uses electricity, turn it off to save money!

Tuesday, September 06, 2022



Don't forget, Cincinnatus returned from the farm!

Thursday, September 01, 2022

The 'Er Months Are Upon Us!


Today, 1 September, marks the beginning of the "'er months".