Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, June 18, 2021

Weather Report - Wetter Than an Otter's Pocket!


Thursday, June 17, 2021

Expressing a Different Opinion


To politely express an opinion that differs from someone else's is not "hate speech". Those who conflate disagreement with hate, need to learn to accept that there is more than one way to view an issue.

Those who cannot handle opinions that differ to theirs need therapy.

Wednesday, June 16, 2021

Advice To Companies Playing The Woke Virtue Signalling Card


Throwing your toys out of the pram, over a news channel you have never watched, gives that news channel a huge amount of free publicity.

Additionally, companies in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!

Tuesday, June 15, 2021



 Honey, on bread and butter, is most efficacious for dealing hunger from drop in blood sugar levels.

Monday, June 14, 2021

Sunscreen Advice

Now that we are in the midst of a sunny heatwave, please make sure you apply copious amounts of sunscreen in order to protect me from sunburn!

Friday, June 11, 2021

Look For Where The Holes Aren't!


When looking for ways to increase the protection for fighter aircraft, instead of looking for where the holes are when a plane returns from a dogfight, look for where the holes aren't; then increase the strength of the body armour in those areas.

The same applies to other aspects of life eg, politics, pandemics and vaccination strategies.

Thursday, June 10, 2021



America has always acted in what it perceives are its own best interests, even if those actions are contrary to understandings/agreements with allies and others.

The trouble is that America does not always understand what its own best interests are. As such, it is sometimes necessary to help it understand what its best interests are.

Wednesday, June 09, 2021

"This is for Your Own Good"

When someone uses the phrase "this is for your own good" (or the equivalent), when imposing some form of restriction on what you can do, eat, drink, smoke etc; they should be spurned as you would spurn a rabid dog!

Tuesday, June 08, 2021

Sunshine and Fog


 The British Summer is many-splendored thing!

Thursday, June 03, 2021

Tuesday, June 01, 2021

Lockdown Addicts

It's easy to call for more/longer lockdowns when you are paid to sit at home and have a guaranteed job and pension.

The lockdown addicts, and the media that give them the oxygen of publicity, never mention the costs of lockdowns eg:




-financial etc

Friday, May 28, 2021

It's Friday!

It's Friday!

It's a bank holiday weekend!

It's sunny!

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Thoughts and Prayers


My thoughts and prayers for those in the media and in politics who up until now have totally despised Dominic Cummings, and have stated many times that he is not to be trusted, as they now feed on every word he utters!

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Advice To Certain Politicians

Before blaming racism for someone getting shot in the head, check who fired the shot first!

Monday, May 24, 2021

Advice To The BBC


 Don't hire journalists who believe and publicly state that Hitler was right!

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Thunder Storms


Thunder storms are best appreciated after a few drinks and under cover.

Monday, May 17, 2021

Advice To The Met


 You don't "engage" with anti Semitic scum, you arrest them!

Friday, May 14, 2021

Heatwave Coming!

 I guarantee that as soon as we are allowed to sit inside pubs and restaurants on Monday, a heatwave will come!

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

For The Benefit of One's Viewers in The Colonies


Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Burning Bridges


When burning bridges, remember that you cannot burn only one side of a bridge!

Thursday, May 06, 2021

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Scandals in Politics


It's only a scandal when the other side has done it, and everyone has forgotten that one of your own side did the very same thing/worse a while back!

Thursday, April 22, 2021

The Hunger


Beware the hunger that is never sated!

Wednesday, April 21, 2021



Change is necessary for survival and growth, but with it comes loss.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021



Apparently we are still meant to be up in arms about football!


Monday, April 19, 2021

The European Super League


I know next to nothing about football, and care about it even less.

As such I am at a loss to understand why the media, politicians et al are jabbering about the ESL as though it were the end of the world!

Friday, April 16, 2021

Lateral Flow Tests Are Shite!


Guess what?

LDF tests are shite, and if you don't have symptoms you probably don't have COVID!

Who knew?

Thursday, April 15, 2021

Today I Am Mainly....


Today I am mainly being the grit in the oyster!

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Happy #GerryAndersonDay


Friday, April 09, 2021



Beware the itch that cannot be scratched!

Thursday, April 08, 2021



Can it be true, is the sun really trying to shine?

But where is that post Easter snow?

Wednesday, April 07, 2021

Advice To Covid Modellers

Instead of being "pleasantly surprised" by better than modelled actual infection/death rates, try building models that are fucking accurate!

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Monday, March 29, 2021

The Suez Canal

Now is the time to dust off those plans from the 1960's to build a canal through Israel!

Friday, March 26, 2021

The Flu/Covid Transformation


During the early part of the pandemic, many people were of the view that Covid was akin to the flu and should be treated as such (ie nothing too serious).

Now we are in danger of treating flu like Covid, and overreacting when there is a flu outbreak. 

Thursday, March 25, 2021

Advice To The Douche of Sussex


Congratulations on your new job as Commissioner at the Aspen Institute to tackle misinformation in the media.

First on the list should be the interview that your wife gave to Oprah the other week!

Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Advice To Container Ship Captains


 Ships tend to traverse the Suez Canal more easily if they are moving forward/aft, rather than sideways!