Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Advice To Cat Owners

Don't dye your pussies pink, the poor animal will be hugely embarrassed when it socialises with its cat chums.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Apologies To My Cat

I apologise for coughing so loudly yesterday that I woke you up, and caused you to have to go to another room in order to continue with your nap.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Monday, September 27, 2010

Financial Reality

Politicians' soundbites and financial reality rarely match.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Advice To Prospective House Buyers

Make sure that you have a survey done first, before you buy the property.

Thursday, September 23, 2010


Excess brandy can give one a "Richard Burton throat".

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The shallots in the veg basket are not cat footballs.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Advice To Z List Celebs

Check your bathrooms (home and hotel) for hidden cameras, in the event you don't find one make sure that you have one to hand.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Wireless Broadband

What is the point of wireless broadband if the farking connection keeps dropping?

Thursday, September 16, 2010


Whenever I read the word "ameliorate" in a report I instantly reach for my sick bag.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010


Companies and individuals should, at regular intervals, ask themselves why they do something in a particular way.

It is a most constructive means of self improvement.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Pass The Sick Bag

Whenever I receive an email, offering me an article/product/service, containing the phrase "we are very excited by this..." I instinctively reach for my sick bag.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010

Advice To Callers

When leaving a mobile number for me to respond to your messages, make sure that the number actually works!

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Advice To Religious Bigots

Where first you burn books, next you will burn people.

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Advice To LA Fitness

Stop bombarding my phone and email with offers to rejoin.

You were given a very clear and detailed written explanation as to why I did not renew my membership last year, which bit don't you "get"?

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Question For My Cat

Your food bowls are for your food, the floor is for the food bowls to rest on.

Why do you insist on throwing your food, even your biscuits, on the floor?

Monday, September 06, 2010


Full marks to the good citizens of Hanover for organising/participating in yesterday's Zocalo.

It was very enjoyable!

Friday, September 03, 2010

Wireless Broadband

Why does the connection always drop at the most crucial moment?

Thursday, September 02, 2010


Just as ships needs the stars and GPS (when it works) to navigate by, so do people need others to help/advise them on their life paths.