Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Friday, May 31, 2013

Thursday, May 30, 2013


A person's true character is best revealed by their actions when he/she is asked for help by someone who cannot possibly ever return the favour.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Don't stand on your tail when you are sitting down, it can't be very comfortable.

Friday, May 24, 2013

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The touch sensitive talking alarm clock/thermometer in the spare bedroom is for human use, not for pussycat use at 4:00AM!

Tuesday, May 21, 2013


There are good, efficient, knowledgeable professionals and incompetent, useless "professionals".

Choose your "professional" wisely!

Monday, May 20, 2013

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

I really shouldn't have to lift you to your food bowl in order to tempt you to eat, you do have legs and can perfectly well walk to it!

Friday, May 17, 2013

The Benefits of Wall Staring

I commend that psychological benefits of wall staring.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

A Pox Upon Microsoft Downloads

My thanks to Microsoft for downloading a "service pack" into my pc yesterday that took 30 minutes for my pc to configure, before it would allow me to use it; and then slowing the pc down for another hour whilst other downloads were assimilated.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Advice To Dishonest Businessmen

In the short term your scams, con tricks and dishonesty may well give you some short term gains. However, in the long term these lies and scams will avail you of nothing; you will end up penniless and friendless.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

A Wise Owl

A wise owl said to me yesterday:
"Being ashamed is far better than being shameful".
He is a wise owl indeed!

Monday, May 13, 2013

Advice To Apprentice Candidates

To experience true "blue sky thinking", open a window and throw yourselves out of it.

Friday, May 10, 2013

The Danger of Sandals

Sandals are unsatisfactory footwear, they signify undisciplined thinking and louche behaviour.

Thursday, May 09, 2013

Advice To Apprentice Candidates

Try sprinkling less cocaine on your cornflakes in the morning; that way you will have a more balanced and realistic perception of yourselves, your skills, your personalities and how you interact with others around you.

Tuesday, May 07, 2013


Sunshine over the bank holiday weekend, who would have thought it?

Friday, May 03, 2013

Advice To Mr Muscle

Put your drain unblocking product into a bottle that can actually be opened by a human being!

Thursday, May 02, 2013

Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Great Lies of The 21st Century

"We value our customers and have listened to their opinions."