Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Monday, July 31, 2017


Now why didn't someone on the internet remind me to give my mother a wake up call today?

Friday, July 28, 2017

Start Your Day With The Three P's

Start your day with the Three P's for optimal performance:

- Potassium (banana)
- Protein (eggs)

- Purity (lemon juice)

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Fleeting Thoughts

Fleeting thoughts are like the Mayfly, they shine brightly and provide comfort but for a few seconds then die and are forgotten.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Summer Rain

As sure as eggs are eggs, as soon as the school holidays begin the heavens open and down comes the rain.

Fortunately, as I am many years removed from being at school, the warming embrace of alcohol ensures that every day is a sunny day!

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Presidential Pardons

Presidential pardons are all well and good, when applied sparingly and to non connected individuals, maybe.

However, when they are thrown around like confetti to the president's nearest and dearest that is a sure sign that the president is on his/her way out!

Monday, July 24, 2017

Banana Helmet

A bunch of bananas makes an environmentally friendly, and nutritious crash helmet.

Friday, July 21, 2017


Pineapples are a very cheerful fruit.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Perfect Negotiations

Perfect negotiations can be achieved when the parties involved don't know what side they are on.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Points of Commonality

Human beings seek points of commonality when they interact with each other, sadly they more often than not get sidetracked and angered by points of difference!

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Scotch Eggs

It is a wondrous hen indeed that can lay a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat and breadcrumbs!

Monday, July 17, 2017

Coming Soon On The BBC

Wonder Man, Mr Marple and 
The Duke of Duchess Street

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Question Re Earthquakes

Question: When does an earthquake disappoint the media?

Answer: When it is a real earthquake off the coast of North Korea!

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Scrambled Eggs

My early morning scrambled eggs were, instead of being a rich golden colour, pale and insipid.

This does not bode well!

Monday, July 10, 2017

Advice To Despots Who Emulate Royalty

In order to emulate royalty you need to have offspring to pass you "kingdom" on to when you expire.

Wednesday, July 05, 2017

Empty Threats

An empty threat is not only ineffective, it is dangerous and will make a bad situation worse!

Tuesday, July 04, 2017

Happy 4th of July

A very happy Independence Day to my American friends.

Monday, July 03, 2017

Self Commendation

Self commendation is the sincerest form of flattery.