The Battle of the Sexes

The centuries old battle between men and women, for supremacy, will never be won; the reason being that there has been, and always will be, constant fraternisation between the "enemy" camps.

Food

Some eat to live, I live to eat; it is far more enjoyable.

Religion

A splendid method of exercising political and social control, only impeded by the necessity of including God in the equation.

Love

You don't have to know someone to love them.