When Something Isn't Right...

When something isn't right..

FIX IT!

DON'T SIT ON YOUR ARSE WASTING TIME HOPING IT WILL RESOLVE ITSELF!

Dysfunctional Leaders

Dysfunctional leaders pass on their neuroses and dysfunctionalities to the people who they are leading.

Such individuals need to be removed from their positions of authority without delay.

Blood Red Christmas Trees? - NO! Really NO!

Here's a look at this year's White House Christmas decorations pic.twitter.com/H9XDGaZvSt

— TicToc by Bloomberg (@tictoc) November 27, 2018

Advice To The Media

Your "love/hate" of, and addiction to, Trump will be your undoing!

He's playing you like a well tuned grand piano!

Say No To Black Friday!

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends!

Well Done Interpol!

Interpol elects South Korean as president, rejecting Russian frontrunner accused of abusing "red notice" system https://t.co/nIo80Zvocf

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) November 21, 2018

I am glad that you took my advice, and didn't appoint the Russian!

Advice To Theresa May

Calling EU citizens who are legitimately residing and working in the UK "queue jumpers" was not your "finest hour"!

Advice To Interpol

Got a bit lost in the fog of Brexit war but this is causing palpitations in certain bits of Whitehall
https://t.co/nd6Skl1SDB

— Francis Elliott (@elliotttimes) November 19, 2018

Don't put a Russian in charge!

Happy Beaujolais Nouveau Day!

Happy Beaujolais Nouveau Day everyone.

I, for one, will be downing a few bottles tonight!

Advice To The Prime Minister

Wasting two years on negotiating a "deal" that no one supports is not statesmanship.

Advice To Baraboo High School

Shut down your school and hang your heads in shame!

Monday Advice

Those of you who can't seem to function on Mondays should consider starting your weekend on Thursday and beginning the new week on Sunday; that way you will be bright eyed, bushy tailed and actually turn up to work on Monday!

Today I am Mainly Being...

Today I am mainly being:

A Great Moral Leader!

Advice To HP

Change your "captcha" picture verification process for your printer set up.

I spent over twenty minutes this morning being forced to click never ending pictures of traffic lights, cars, buses and cycles before your Pro 6970 printer graciously allowed me to finalise the set up and use it!

Hobnobbing

Hobbing is fine, but I draw the line at nobbing!

Water

Water is cunning and patient, it will always find a way to get in to where it's not wanted!

Happy Guy Fawkes Night

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— Private Eye Magazine (@PrivateEyeNews) November 5, 2018

Advice To Personal Trainers

You should be less fat and more fit than the person you are training.