The Budget and The Penny Saving on Pints

 

Yesterday's budget included a 1.7% reduction in draught duty on beer, which translates to about 1 penny off a pint at the pub.

To profit in term of pints earned from this reduction, you'd need to drink enough pints to cover the cost of the pint itself. For example, if a pint costs £4, you'd need to drink at least 400 pints to cover the cost.

Advice To Starmer re "Embracing Harsh Light"

 

1 Change your speech writer.

2 No one in their right mind would want to embrace a "harsh light"!

BBC Weather App Jumps The Shark

 

The Guardian Truly Is A Shite Newspaper!

 

I wouldn't use the Guardian to wipe my armpits with, let alone use it as a source of news or informed comment!

The Rules of The Super-injunction Club

 

What happens in the Super-injunction Club stays in the Super-injunction Club!