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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.
Showing posts with label rain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rain. Show all posts

Friday, July 22, 2022

Rain Stops Play

 


The rain has just stopped Swampy and his mates from the eco nazis from setting fire to more fields, which just goes to show that every cloud has a silver lining!

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Rain, Rain, Rain


In protest against the ongoing and ceaseless rain I am sucking a lemon!

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Summer Rain


As sure as eggs are eggs, as soon as the school holidays begin the heavens open and down comes the rain.

Fortunately, as I am many years removed from being at school, the warming embrace of alcohol ensures that every day is a sunny day!

Friday, November 14, 2014

Flat Roofs

Given the predominance of rain in the UK, it is very bold of some people to design and build flat roofed homes.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Rain

Egad, it was actually sunny on Sunday and there was a complete absence of wind and rain!

Suffice to say, now that it is Monday the rain and grey skies have returned.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Monday Rain

According to the weather forecasters, today is going to be the driest day of the week.

That does not bode well for the rest of the week!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Sartorial Advice

Just because it's raining there is no need to wear a Mackintosh.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat



Please stop washing behind your ears, every time you do that it pisses down!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

National Fish Walking Day



In honour of the great British summer, I hereby declare today to be National Fish Walking Day!

Thursday, May 03, 2012

A Pox Upon This Drought!

A pox upon this accursed drought, during which the rain never ends!

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Rain

Why do the heavens always open and gush forth a biblical torrent everytime I say the magic phrase:

"Maybe I could do a barbecue this evening"?

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Bank Holidays

Cometh the bank holiday, cometh the rain.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Sod's Law

It is the law of sod that as soon as I wear my white jacket, it rains!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

The British Weather

Under no circumstances plan a barbecue more than 24 hours ahead, long term planning of more than 24 hours will always guarantee rain.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Barbecues

As sure as eggs are eggs, you can guarantee that if you organise a barbecue even in the midst of a hot summer it will rain on the day of the barbecue.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Weather Forecasts

Why is it that weather forecasts for rain are invariably correct, yet weather forecasts for sun are invariably wrong?