In Memoriam The Guardian (Departing Twitter) - A Collection of Its Most Useless Headlines

 

In honour of the Guardian announcing it was leaving X

I thought it was the right time to look back on some of their classic headlines 🧵

Feel free to add your own 👇

— Basil (@Basil_TGMD) November 13, 2024

The Guardian Truly Is A Shite Newspaper!

 

I wouldn't use the Guardian to wipe my armpits with, let alone use it as a source of news or informed comment!

Advice To The Guardian and Other Idiots

MI5 and other agencies aren't your personal private detectives that will snap to at your beck and call, to investigate every half arsed conspiracy theory that you make up!