Now that the AstraZeneca contract has been published, it means that everyone on social media can stop being epidemiological experts and now become experts in the law of contracts!
Friday, January 29, 2021
The Good News - We Are All Experts in The Law of Contracts
Thursday, January 28, 2021
How To Circumvent a Queue
The next time you are stuck at the back of a queue, simply walk to the front of it and tell those in the queue that you are from the EU.
It works a treat!
Wednesday, January 27, 2021
Advice To People Attending Zoom Meetings
Check what's in your background, and the contents of your shelves before turning your camera on!
Tuesday, January 26, 2021
Advice To The Media - The Exception vs The Norm
The more you focus on the exception rather than the norm, the greater the risk of the exception becoming the norm.
That's what you want though, isn't it?
Monday, January 25, 2021
Happy Virtual Burns Night
Burns Night 2021
Join the Nest Collective online for a night bedecked in tartan and tam o’shanters, with whisky flowing and floorboards shaking, all in celebration of Scotland’s favourite son, Robert Burns.
Your host Sam Lee will guide you through the evening. Dance along at home to a live ceilidh band (with Covid-safe demonstration dancers!), listen to contributions from special guest musicians, and enjoy the Burns ceremony itself.
This special live broadcast will be available for free on Youtube.
Friday, January 22, 2021
Thursday, January 21, 2021
Wednesday, January 20, 2021
The Second Coming?
The BBC and other fawning media organs would have us believe that Biden is the Second Coming, and that the world is on the verge of a new enlightened age.
Well, let's see how that works out over the next four years shall we?
Tuesday, January 19, 2021
Monday, January 18, 2021
A Honk A Day Augurs Well!
The day and the week have started well, as the local geese honked loudly and with vigour to me this morning during my morning constitutional.
Friday, January 15, 2021
Thursday, January 14, 2021
Priority 'R Us!
I see that the list of groups who believe that they should be a "priority" for vaccination grows day by day.
How "surprising"!
Wednesday, January 13, 2021
Tuesday, January 12, 2021
Question for Chartwells
#FreeSchoolMeals bag for 10 days:
— Roadside Mum 🐯 (@RoadsideMum) January 11, 2021
2 days jacket potato with beans
8 single cheese sandwiches
2 days carrots
3 days apples
2 days soreen
3 days frubes
Spare pasta & tomato. Will need mayo for pasta salad.
Issued instead of £30 vouchers. I could do more with £30 to be honest. pic.twitter.com/87LGUTHXEu
Are you taking the piss?
In the event that this is not what one of your £30 food parcels looks like, please provide a photo and proof of what they do look like.
Monday, January 11, 2021
Don't Blame The Pubs
How unfortunate for the health zealots that they can no longer blame the pubs and restaurants for the ongoing outbreak!
I understand they are now setting their sights on supermarkets, the fresh air and human beings.
Good luck with that then!
Friday, January 08, 2021
Thursday, January 07, 2021
Wednesday, January 06, 2021
Tuesday, January 05, 2021
The Dumbass Principle
No matter how bright, intelligent, savvy and incisive an individual is; rest assured that they will always be a dumbass in some aspect of their lives.
It's called being human!
Monday, January 04, 2021
Question for The Media
Why, when you find members of the NHS to interview, do you only select political activists?
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