Advice To Members of SAGE and Secretaries of State

 There is a fine line between advising people to be cautious/sensible and ridding them of all hope to the extent that they give up.

If you don't know where that fine line is, then shut your mouths!

Advice To SAGE

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When modelling potential Covid cases and deaths, use valid data from valid sources; do not cut and paste random numbers from Wikipedia!