BBC Weather App Jumps The Shark

 

Advice To The BBC - Learn To Spell "Britain" You Useless Wankers!

 

Advice To The BBC

 

 Before your reporters are allowed to spread bollocks, ascertain the facts first, that way they won't have to lock their Twitter accounts a few hours later when it is ascertained they were talking bollocks!

The state of @BBCNews The ‘journalist’ has to lock his account because his misreporting & inability to work out what was Hamas propaganda and fact, will cost lives. He should be sacked, as well as biased @BBCArabic ‘journalists’

The fall of @BBCNews as a credible source is epic https://t.co/i11L0n2scM

— Dominic Farrell (@DominicFarrell) October 18, 2023

Advice To BBC Disinformation Correspondents

‘According to the New European, the BBC’s disinformation correspondent Marianna Spring was allegedly caught embellishing her CV when applying for a job in 2018.’

✍️ Steerpike https://t.co/VORRecvQFD

— The Spectator (@spectator) September 8, 2023

 

Don't lie on your CV!

Advice To The BBC

 

powered cargo ships and wind powered sails have been around since the year dot!

Meanwhile at The BBC

 

Advice To The BBC wrt James Landale's "Senior" Moment

 

It would appear that James Landale (The BBC's diplomatic correspondent) had a "senior" moment yesterday in Kyiv, and forgot where he was visiting and what his job is.

Maybe the BBC should consider retiring him, before he has another memory lapse?

The BBC

 

Advice To The BBC

 

 Don't hire journalists who believe and publicly state that Hitler was right!

Bye Bye BBC!

 

Advice To BBC Presenters

 

If you want to bookmark a tweet for future reference, there is a bookmark function. 

"Liking" the tweet means that you like it!

Ken's Christmas Tips - Don't Watch The BBC

The BBC is presenting its worst Christmas Day schedule since I can remember (they have even exhumed The Two Ronnies!).

I have an old Radio Times in my archives from the 70's, that has a better selection of programmes that this pile of shite.

AVOID THE BBC ON CHRISTMAS DAY!

Advice To The BBC

The next time you invite "members of the public" to ask a question of politicians on live TV, make sure they are not extremist Anti-Semite misogynists with their own political agenda!

Oh, and by the way, you need to farking apologise to the viewers over giving that bigot a platform last night!

The Solution To Free TV Licences for The Over 75's

There is a simple solution to the furore over the abolition of free TV licences for the over 75's.

ABOLISH THE LICENCE FEE, IT IS AN ABSURD ANACHRONISM IN THE DIGITAL AGE!

#SnogGate

Can someone please tell me why #SnogGate is featuring on the BBC news?

Advice To The BBC Re Top Gear

When hiring new presenters of Top Gear, make sure they don't suffer from car sickness!

Weather Forecasters

Congratulations to last night's BBC weather forecaster who said the following:

"We have low confidence in our forecast for the next few days"

At last, a forecast that we can all agree with and rely on!

Whither Weather Forecasts?

According to the "up to date" BBC weather forecast, today is meant to be overcast.

According to my window, today is sunny and bright.

Question For The BBC

Who the fark is "HRH the Queen"?

I think you will find that it is "Her Majesty the Queen".

You have covered royal occasions before, haven't you?

Advice To The BBC

Don't try to educate the financially illiterate about how to buy and sell shares in the two minute "financial" segment on your Breakfast "news" show.