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How To Spot a Lie

Absolute peak Russia. Asked whether it was planning to attack other countries, Lavrov said: "We are not planning to attack other countries. We didn't attack Ukraine in the first place". Russia's other neighbours should probably start worrying pic.twitter.com/QrzvcQXM6H

— Tadeusz Giczan 🇺🇦 (@TadeuszGiczan) March 10, 2022

Is Lavrov speaking?

Yes

Then it's a lie!

Lies vs Half Truths

A person who lies conceals the truth, a person who tells half lies has misplaced the truth!

Advice To Liars

Don't use my name in the concoction of your web of lies.

You will be found out, and I will not be amused!

Innocuous Lies

Sometimes something innocuous, such as someone lying about why they didn't bring you something from duty free, points to deeper issues.

Two Years

Whenever a politician or businessman says something will take two years to solve, be assured that he/she is lying. What he/she really means is that he/she has absolutely no clue as to whether the problem can be solved or how long it will take to solve.