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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.
Showing posts with label weather. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weather. Show all posts

Friday, April 01, 2022

The Weather Gods' April Fool's Day Joke

 


As befitting 1 April, the weather gods have sent us snow and sunshine at the same time!

Friday, November 12, 2021

Nice Weather if You're a Duck!


 

The phrase "nice weather if you're a duck" is often used when the weather if wet and miserable.

However, I have yet to see a duck that looks happy in wet miserable weather;, they are clearly happier when the sun is shining!

Monday, November 01, 2021

Advice To Jon Snow


 

 October is a windy month in the UK, trees do fall down; it's not the farking apocalypse!

Thursday, December 03, 2020

Monday, November 04, 2019

Monday - A Day For All Seasons


Sunshine, followed by rain, followed by thunder, followed by sunshine..and repeat - all on a Monday morning.

Truly we are blessed!

Monday, August 12, 2019

Monday Morning August Weather


I pronounce today's "summer" weather of torrential rain and thunder as being utter shite!

The fact that it is also Monday morning adds to the shiteness!

Friday, July 26, 2019

The Law of Sod - School Holidays


It is the law of sod that as soon as the school holidays start, the heatwave ends and the heavens doth open!


Thursday, July 25, 2019

Warm Weather Advice


Put your pre-chilled Red Stripes in the freezer for 30 minutes before you drink them!

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

The Weather


Yes, during summer, you may expect some days to be warm there is no need for the media to react as though it is the end of days though!

Thursday, June 13, 2019

Monday, June 10, 2019

Today's Weather


The ongoing shite weather continues to peeve me!

Friday, June 07, 2019

Today's Weather


I pronounce today's weather to be utterly crap!

Thursday, April 04, 2019

Today's Weather


In honour of today's hail and other assorted shitty weather, I am sucking a lemon!

Tuesday, August 07, 2018

Advice To The Media and Human Beings re The Met Office

When the Met office says that the weather will be warmer than average up until October, please be aware of the following:

1 The Met office's forecasts are invariably wrong

2 "Warmer than average" does not mean heatwave!

Tuesday, July 03, 2018

The Weather

The two days of moderately warm weather have subsided to a windy cool 24 degrees, and yet people are still moaning that it is hot and the rail companies still claim it is bending their rails!