Twats!

 

Advice To Cretinous Students

 

When vermin such as this and Al-Qaeda support you, you are most very definitely on the wrong side of history!

Dear university students in the United States of America, you are standing on the right side of history.

— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) May 29, 2024

Advice To American Universities

 

When facing an occupation by your tantrum throwing toddlers who claim to be students, do the following:

1 Shut off all power and water

2 Stop food being brought in

3 Shut off the WiFi

4 Jam their mobile phone signals

Make sure the FBI are in attendance in order to photograph them and take their prints when they emerge a few hours later!

Advice To The French

 

Burning your cities down achieves SFA!

Thoughts and Prayers for Jedward

For two people that seemingly despise the monarchy. Jedward seemed pretty excited here that they performed for her majesty. pic.twitter.com/PRr0rbqqTw

— hollie (@hollie_mcg) September 14, 2022

 

Thoughts and prayers for Jedward, as dementia has clearly set in!

Advice To Certain Politicians

Before blaming racism for someone getting shot in the head, check who fired the shot first!