Advice To Fraudulent Charities

 

Don't publish photos of your associates enjoying their brand new tech, that you have bought using funds bilked from people who thought that they were donating for a worthy cause!

Advice To Council Staff - Don't Use Embezzled Funds To Buy Sex Toys!

Council boss bought dildo with Grenfell Towers survivor's money https://t.co/SkdR6Pl5L4 pic.twitter.com/aMNGP1UBte

— CourtNewsUK (@CourtNewsUK) October 2, 2018

Failure

Failure has its own reward, as Martin Winterkorn can attest to!

Advice To Dishonest Businessmen and Rigged Arbitration Hearings

Those who think that they have shafted us, be aware there will be a reckoning!

Advice To Septic Bladder

Resigning from FIFA won't save you from jail.

You had best take up residence in a country, one of your friends from your FIFA days, that doesn't have an extradition agreement with the USA

FIFA's Masterclass In Buck Passing

When passing the buck, always pass it to a dead person.

Card Fraudsters

A pox upon the thieving little c*nt who tried to steal money from my bank account today!

How Tedious

How very tedious that some scumbag has attempted to fraudulently steal money from my bank account, thus necessitating the blocking of my bank card just as the weekend is about to begin!

Advice To Barclays

When committing fraud do not communicate details of the fraud to others via email, texts or other electronic media.

Advice To Olympus

Just because you are named after a location in Greece, there is no need to emulate the fraudulent business practices of that country!

A Fool

A liar and a fool invariably reveals his true intentions and nature, even though he seeks to wrap them in a cloak of innocence and obfuscation.

Advice To Fraudsters

Don't lend your ill gotten gains to other criminals, they will nick it!

Fancy Shoes

It is a statistical fact that those who wear fancy shoes tend to be more likely to commit fraud than those who don't.